HannibalACP82 Report post Posted December 19, 2015 The last one is a no. Comes under the politico umbrella. OK. Sub in the actress who plays Mary Crawley on Downtown Abbey (Michelle Dockery). First her on screen husband died and then her real life Fiance dies. She is cursed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 20, 2015 OK. Sub in the actress who plays Mary Crawley on Downtown Abbey (Michelle Dockery). First her on screen husband died and then her real life Fiance dies. She is cursed. Who the fcuk is hetro and watches downtown? And it is a script, it is written by a bunch of people, no one jumped into a delorean and stuck a load of cameras on the wall so it does not mean she is cursed. Everyone's picks suck. It is like you are popping pills from wheel's tablet bottle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HannibalACP82 Report post Posted December 20, 2015 Who the fcuk is hetro and watches downtown? And it is a script, it is written by a bunch of people, no one jumped into a delorean and stuck a load of cameras on the wall so it does not mean she is cursed. Everyone's picks suck. It is like you are popping pills from wheel's tablet bottle. Get over yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
looney Report post Posted December 20, 2015 Justin Bieber, 21 ..... 10 points Surely that one should earn 100 points? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 20, 2015 Surely that one should earn 100 points? If he goes, everyone wins. Get over yourself. Pipe down princess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
96hmco Report post Posted December 21, 2015 Channing Tatum Dwayne Johnson Lewis Hamilton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
looney Report post Posted December 21, 2015 If he goes, everyone wins. Fair point Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 21, 2015 Channing Tatum Dwayne Johnson Lewis Hamilton Great picks! Will do a good write up in the morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pockmark Report post Posted December 21, 2015 Donald Trump Conor McGregor Oprah Winfrey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad_74 Report post Posted December 21, 2015 Jimmy Carter Chuck Liddell Sylvester Stallone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 21, 2015 No politicos guys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveH Report post Posted December 21, 2015 John Madden Morrissey Vince Vaughn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megachad Report post Posted December 21, 2015 Paris Hilton Kanye West John Travolta Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 21, 2015 Harrison Ford Carrie Fisher Mark Hamill Harrison Ford, 73 This week is a massive pay day for Mr Ford and depending who your sources is he is inline to pocket between 23 to 50 million dollars with the new Star Wars film and 70 times what the two new stars are going to earn. Not bad for a cameo. When this pick came up I thought initially it was harsh, Ford seems a nice guy, yes he has had a major plane crash in 2015 but managed to hobble away and how many times does lightening strike? Yes he broke a leg on set but not exactly life threatening is it? But then I started thinking more and more and as an acting great Ford is not. He some how manages to be angry and happy in one facial expression See. He has been in some big blockbusters sure but he has never been in the running for a golden statue. That is because his acting sucks. We have all been in the workplace and seen someone lazy bringing home more money than their work colleagues but Ford really is the epitome of that. His roles have pretty much asked of him to look disinterested and then raising his voice a bit. His career has effectively been based on him wearing a contact lense that is 0.2 out from being his perfect prescription and a bit of John Williams playing in the background followed by some shouting and a bit of pointing. Think of the main lines from Clear and present danger, Frantic, Indiana, just him shouting. Ford is a good guy and one that can probably tell you a few decent stories over dinner. What they need to do for his burial though is dig a huge boulder shaped grave and then after they lower the coffin into the ground the boulder from the Indiana film comes rolling down the cemetery hill then plugging the hole in the ground whilst down the side of the hearse it has "yes, he came here in this" 80 points. LP Thread Title; Chewie will not be shouted at in the morning. Carrie Fishers, 59 Seems to be cashing in on her horizontal jogging days when she wore a space bikini next to a steroid slug but her cocaine addiction looks to be kicked to the curb and her Bi-polar under control. Lets be honest, another weak thespian, played a nut bag ex in Blues Brothers but she has bipolar so not exactly a challenge and then kissed her brother in a sci fi. Not exactly plumbing new depths of acting here… 85 points. Mark Hamill, 64 Again, another person whereby it is difficult to write much about them; because not much has happened to them. He starred in a trilogy of films, fell out with his fellow stars, went through a phase of looking like a drug addict then grew a beard and started to look like an extra in one of the trilogy films. Keeps himself to himself and that is no bad thing, who wants a famous actor telling you who should vote for or what toilet paper to whip your arse with? 90 points. LP Thread title; Mark Hamill will be a blue ghost like spectre in the morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 21, 2015 Piers Morgan Buzz Aldrin Dan Bilzerian Piers Morgan, 50 It may not be a shock to many but Piers is a fully paid up member to the Royal fucknut club and can give Winkelmann a run for his money for the LARGEST fcuking HEAD AWARD. He was expelled from British shores because he is a ladies front bottom. He lost his job at the Mirror for publishing a fake story which put the lives of soldiers in Iraq in immense danger and also because of inside trading-esque stories. Moved to America, became even more obnoxious then dumped out of his job. Now back here as part of a breakfast tv team and still arguing with everyone on twitter. Like Bieber we all win when this repugnant underwear stain ceases to breathe but no discernable health problems. 100 points LP Thread title; NRA will be shooting their cereal bowls in the morning. Buzz Aldrin, 85 Second man on the moon and again seems like one of those people you would love to have at your ideal dinner party. Punched a fuckwit on camera, has battled a bit of depression and has had a facelist. The guy does not need to do much though as he is part of one man’s greatest achievements. 30 points. LP Thread title: Another small step for the funeral procession in the morning… Dan Bilzerian, 35 Poker, guns and beard enthusiast Dan has told us many many stories about his adventures and how he acquired his wealth, your own IQ points determine how much you believe. He may have the whiff of someone that could well enjoy the odd spot of HGH and his beard must be a farm for every known STD on planet earth but a high booze diet can actually protect the liver – See Sheen. I cannot forsee 2016 being his final year but out of anyone listed in the Ghoul pool he most likely to appear in some shitty commercial endorsing one of those Vapour cigarettes, possibly one called a Douche flute. 65 points. LP Thread Title: Teenage boys on instagram will be weeping in the morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 21, 2015 Macaulay Culkin John Travolta Randy Quaid Macaulay Culkin, 35 Ah, Macaulay, the answer to the question that is “if Mark Hamill and Steve Buscemi were to procreate together how would the child look when they hit 30?” Like Hamill, starred in a few films and then went quiet. Then pictures surface of him looking a little like he had caught up with the two bungling burglars from Home Alone and hanging out with them late at night in a park. Was dating Mila Kunis How the fcuk did that happen? Did he meet her one night and say “hey come back to mine, I have a sledge and a staircase”? 95 points. LP Thread title; His parents really will be going on holiday without him, in the morning. John Travolta John has a fantastic closet. He has some great clothes and clearly spends a lot of time in there figuring what to wear. As he is a pilot in Hollywood much is made of the dangers involved but really risks in planes are minimal and so I see no reason for this to bump up his points in the ghoul pool. The only real danger is his “religion” or falling over on some grease from his hair. 60 points LP thread title: There will be no $5 shakes at breakfast Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pockmark Report post Posted December 21, 2015 Donald Trump Conor McGregor Oprah Winfrey No politicos guys. Is that in reference to mine? Sorry-thought I would get him in before he becomes one?! IBTL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 21, 2015 He and the gerbil on his head are attempting to win the game so he is a no entry in the ghoul pool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinnsella Report post Posted December 21, 2015 Harrison Ford, 73 yes he has had a major plane crash in 2015 but managed to hobble away and how many times does lightening strike? 3 times so far apparently, he also crashed a helicopter a while back and had another incident in NE as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pockmark Report post Posted December 21, 2015 If I have to trade out the Don: Kanye West (Yeezus) Conor McGregor Oprah Winfrey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad_74 Report post Posted December 22, 2015 No politicos guys. Fine. I'll drop Jimmy Carter. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Chuck Liddell Sylvester Stallone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 30, 2015 Bump. Research and writing will commence later tonight and tomorrow so get your names in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Report post Posted December 30, 2015 Oscar Pistorious, 29 Dreadful end to 2015 for Oscar, after a cushy jail time and then house arrest where every morning he would wake up (presumably with a spring in his step) and see the scene where his girlfriend was shot as she was in the bathroom, it really was silence of the limbs as he sneaked up on that door. Now it looks like they tried him for the wrong crime and we get to see him dribbling in court again… South Africa being South Africa he will probably serve 25 years and run for president of South Africa. I say run... With hard jail time coming up Oscar has said he won't be entering any further races. I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in a proper prison. And also what happens if he gets the top bunk? 30 points LP Thread title: Hollywood will be filming Blade Gunner in the morning. well done Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Report post Posted December 30, 2015 bill murray Tarantino longshot, curious of a proper write up - Jerry Seinfeld (doubt you'll find a smudge of dirt on him) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
caligula777 Report post Posted December 31, 2015 Bill Cosby Charles Manson Clint Eastwood Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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