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Powerball/Mega Millions combined $999MM

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So unlikely to come even close, but anyone playing the odds and throwing their hat in the ring for the combined near BILLION DOLLAR jackpot?! 

Regardless of income status, waking up having won that much overnight would be quite the shock.

What’s the first ‘eff you kind of money’ purchase you make with it?

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You're telling me, all I have to do to become a billionaire is win mega and powerball? In.

Didn't know it was so much. I'll throw in $2 for a quick pick, why not. 

I would buy wheels a lambo. 

EDIT: Draw closes in 1 hour and I never carry cash, so I don't think I'll make it in time to find cash and get a ticket lol. Oh well :(: (

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FU money....  Charter a couple huge PJs and fly a bunch of you guys out to someplace insane for a huge LP party.  Maybe Monaco?  Pay someone to close it down so we can use the Monaco GP circuit.  Buy a dozen Sestos and we'll have some full contact racing fun.  

Might as well charter the biggest yacht we can find, so we have a place to hang out.  

I'd also kick wheels down with a new brick kiln.  

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Move to an island.  Have private race track put on island.  Buy multiple lambos to race on track on island.  Never worry about being around people again.

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10 hours ago, emanon said:

Might as well charter the biggest yacht we can find, so we have a place to hang out.  

Paul Allen's is probably available, now, unfortunately. 

 

Now its up to 86x million. If you take the lump sum thats in the 400m range. I might have to buy my own private jet. Not a G650 or Global Express, maybe like a medium Challenger. 

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12 minutes ago, BLK85 said:

Paul Allen's is probably available, now, unfortunately. 

 

Now its up to 86x million. If you take the lump sum thats in the 400m range. I might have to buy my own private jet. Not a G650 or Global Express, maybe like a medium Challenger. 

Buy into a plane share/charter. Better use for the amount of travel I’d want. Focus more on cars and real estate for me ;)

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2 minutes ago, Destructo said:

Buy into a plane share/charter. Better use for the amount of travel I’d want. Focus more on cars and real estate for me ;)

For the first year I would travel a ton. Let stuff cool down at home. Experience places I would have never seen. 

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I bought $20 in quick pick's for last night's draw...Got one number lol. 

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id short some company i dont like into oblivion, starbucks could be one

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Only evil plots if I came in to that kind of money. I'd make my dickhead neighbor's life a living hell.

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42 minutes ago, TestShoot said:

Only evil plots if I came in to that kind of money. I'd make my dickhead neighbor's life a living hell.

Probably why you won’t be winning anytime soon :lol2:

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1 hour ago, Destructo said:

Probably why you won’t be winning anytime soon :lol2:

Yeah, it's probably better if I don't. :fplasma:  :p

In my head right now as I fantasize: Argue over my gardners' leaf blowers and my lights over the fountains one more time, Gary, and you'll regret it!

3 days later as Gary looks out his window across the canyon: "Hey Martha, does it look like he's building a trebuchet pointed at us?"

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54 minutes ago, TestShoot said:

Yeah, it's probably better if I don't. :fplasma:  :p

In my head right now as I fantasize: Argue over my gardners' leaf blowers and my lights over the fountains one more time, Gary, and you'll regret it!

3 days later as Gary looks out his window across the canyon: "Hey Martha, does it look like he's building a trebuchet pointed at us?"

:badgrin: Midevil siege weaponry FTW!

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On ‎10‎/‎16‎/‎2018 at 9:16 PM, MrDoctor said:

I would buy wheels a lambo.

:wub:

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On ‎10‎/‎16‎/‎2018 at 11:04 PM, emanon said:

 I'd also kick wheels down with a new brick kiln.  

:icon_butt:

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8 hours ago, TestShoot said:

Yeah, it's probably better if I don't. :fplasma:  :p

In my head right now as I fantasize: Argue over my gardners' leaf blowers and my lights over the fountains one more time, Gary, and you'll regret it!

3 days later as Gary looks out his window across the canyon: "Hey Martha, does it look like he's building a trebuchet pointed at us?"

 

Poor Gary never stood a chance! Do one better. I'd buy my neighbors houses, bulldoze them, and then put a Trump wall around the property :lol2: :lol2: 

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My list:

  1. lawyers (when you get that kinda money, everyone sues you)
  2. financial adviser
  3. Urus as my daily
  4. SVJ as weekender
  5. army of trained squirrels
  6. pay off mom's farm
  7. a murder air force of trained crows
  8. sponsor some underfunded schools
  9. build a museum of terrible replicas but drive around acting like they are real
  10. private jet i'll never use
  11. buy dad a nice spot on the beach in corona del mar
  12. buy another boat the family will never use that we will donate, again
  13. start a non-profit (literally) "Hublots for the homeless"
  14. pay off homes for siblings
  15. veterinarian specializing in ptsd for squirrels and ducks, maybe this one
  16. misc vendettas with the dry cleaner, taco bell drive through dude, the guy that always tells me to park in the tightest spot when there are open spots elsewhere
  17. Order bricks via Amazon Prime and make the dude carry them up the hillside 4 flights of stairs from the street to my front door. Hillside living FTW!
  18. a party that will make dan bilzerian and gary busey stage an intervention
  19. Honestly, I have few things I'd really want for me, maybe go racing, get a few cars, nothing insane.
  20. fix lambopower
  21. keep you guys laughing

 

 

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Definitely take up serious ALMS racing... probably result in an untimely death but what can ya do.

drevil.jpg

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Keep in mind that if the jackpot is about $1 billion, Uncle Sam will take a nice slice of that first. Not that being maybe a $600 millionaire would be bad though.

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2 hours ago, WheelsRCool said:

Keep in mind that if the jackpot is about $1 billion, Uncle Sam will take a nice slice of that first. Not that being maybe a $600 millionaire would be bad though.

But then you.take it to Vegas. Place it on black. Boom . $1.2 billion.  

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3 hours ago, WheelsRCool said:

Keep in mind that if the jackpot is about $1 billion, Uncle Sam will take a nice slice of that first. Not that being maybe a $600 millionaire would be bad though.

Probably not worth playing then :lol2:

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4 hours ago, MrDoctor said:

But then you.take it to Vegas. Place it on black. Boom . $1.2 billion.  

What casino takes that bet?  

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This is starting to piss me off :lol2: 

i only play when it’s over a certain threshold, and now I’ve played more in the past 2 weeks than I have in 3 years haha!

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11 hours ago, BLK85 said:

What casino takes that bet?  

Underground casino B)

Did anyone win last night...let me check...NO!

Damn. What a waste of $. I hope I at least win a free quick pick from the last time. When I was in the store people were dropping $100, $50, etc. They must be even more mad. I just bought $2 worth.

Someone in Morgan Hill did win 3.4 million. 

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