The Zapper Report post Posted May 17, 2008 The Penis Mightier (From a SNL spoof) 1. A genital enlargement device. Term has its roots in an apparent case of dyslexia, when Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" on a celebrity charity edition of Jeopardy. See also "Whore Semen" Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier. Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier. Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man? Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen. Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing! Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers? Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not. Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abolfaz Report post Posted May 17, 2008 These pics don't make me lol, they do make me puke though. Dude, that girl looks like she's got shit stains all over her! That is precisely why you can't get fucked up in a strange environment! Can you imagine waking up next to that, or worse lifting the sheets and seeing that blowing you!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikV10 Report post Posted May 17, 2008 Not really "lol".. more like "holy shit". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abolfaz Report post Posted May 17, 2008 Not really "lol".. more like "holy shit". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedShft Report post Posted May 17, 2008 Not really "lol".. more like "holy shit". That's pretty gangster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprite Report post Posted May 17, 2008 I bought a boat from abolfaz. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerplop Report post Posted May 17, 2008 LOL @ the tiger and monkey pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suscipiet Report post Posted May 17, 2008 . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter2 Report post Posted May 18, 2008 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerplop Report post Posted May 18, 2008 My turn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew101010 Report post Posted May 18, 2008 This is bad...still funny though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zapper Report post Posted May 18, 2008 Wooly hats, Bike, and Gothopotamus got me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambornima Report post Posted May 18, 2008 roflmao at the bike! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skokos Report post Posted May 19, 2008 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skokos Report post Posted May 19, 2008 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skokos Report post Posted May 19, 2008 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDoctor Report post Posted May 19, 2008 Awwwwww You're going to hell with me, because I chuckled a little too. Cute kid . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suscipiet Report post Posted May 19, 2008 I hope smiling regretfully doesn't count as a ticket to hell. I feel bad now, poor kid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambochop Report post Posted May 19, 2008 . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambochop Report post Posted May 19, 2008 Typical day in the cellar. Now you all know what The Gimp looks like without his mask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANG Report post Posted May 19, 2008 Typical day in the cellar. Now you all know what The Gimp looks like without his mask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted May 19, 2008 Typical day in the cellar. Now you all know what The Gimp looks like without his mask. dude... WTF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetroitDetomaso Report post Posted May 19, 2008 OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetroitDetomaso Report post Posted May 19, 2008 dude... WTF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambochop Report post Posted May 19, 2008 http://www.charliewhite.info/sub/work/2001.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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