Tiger Woods: You look familiar. You come here often?

No comment on the girl... But, like I alluded to earlier, Tiger is probably like a kid in a candy-store that didn't get much "stank", (like that word?) earlier in his life. As soon as stardom shined upon him, he went nuts......Some guys just have problems.

If you´re a man, with principles, idealogies and a strong mind that is commited to something(his wife and family), you´re not cheating, DONE!

Everything else is just a weak excuse for lack of charakter.

 

How do you guys fare in the businessworld when giving in to every temptation?

 

Guess how we got in this global economic mess.

 

Guess how we got in this global economic mess.

:lol2:

Mistress # 6- I want to here from all the guys who say "you just cant pass that up." There is something seriously wrong with this guy.

 

Every guy needs a fluffer...right!!!????

 

No comment on the girl... But, like I alluded to earlier, Tiger is probably like a kid in a candy-store that didn't get much "stank", (like that word?) earlier in his life. As soon as stardom shined upon him, he went nuts......Some guys just have problems.

 

 

Stardom hit him when he was 3.... He was internationally famous as the best amateur golfer in the world by the time he was 17.... And became the most famous professional athlete in the world at 20. How much younger should he have been getting all that "Stank"?

Time to take the power away from the skanks. Tiger please follow these steps:

 

1. Call an emergency news conference.

2. Ensure you're crying at commencement. Pretend to fight through the pain. Wipe tears from both eyes simultaneously using right hand - thumb at corner of right eye, index finger at corner of left.

3. Apologize twice to your wife, three times to your children, and most importantly (don't fcuk this part up), apologize at least four times to your fans for "letting them down."

4. Put a label on it. State that you are a sex addict. Then ask for help. The public likes labels and loves when celebs ask for help.

5. Sniffle lots. Cover the mic and take long pregnant pauses. Like 8 to 10 Mississippis each.

6. That's it you're done. Stand up and silently exit. Keep sniffling as you walk off.

 

 

 

Time to take the power away from the skanks. Tiger please follow these steps:

 

1. Call an emergency news conference.

2. Ensure you're crying at commencement. Pretend to fight through the pain. Wipe tears from both eyes simultaneously using right hand - thumb at corner of right eye, index finger at corner of left.

3. Apologize twice to your wife, three times to your children, and most importantly (don't fcuk this part up), apologize at least four times to your fans for "letting them down."

4. Put a label on it. State that you are a sex addict. Then ask for help. The public likes labels and loves when celebs ask for help.

5. Sniffle lots. Cover the mic and take long pregnant pauses. Like 8 to 10 Mississippis each.

6. That's it you're done. Stand up and silently exit. Keep sniffling as you walk off.

7. Try not to fcuk anyone while exiting the news conference.

7. Try not to fcuk anyone while exiting the news conference.

 

 

 

 

 

Also....

 

8. Have someone drive you there. Don't attempt to drive yourself in case a fire hydrant or tree jumps in your way.

Stardom hit him when he was 3.... He was internationally famous as the best amateur golfer in the world by the time he was 17.... And became the most famous professional athlete in the world at 20. How much younger should he have been getting all that "Stank"?

All good points, but, during all that, he wasn't alone to live like an adult male, until he was with the big-boys traveling the world in private jets and going to the hotel suite BY HIMSELF to make his own decisions on his own. That's all I'm saying, Im not making excuses for him. Bottom-line, we know the guy is a tool. Just another in a long list of idiots that think with the head between his legs. He made several stupid decisions, he has a problem... And we're all getting a lot of mileage out of it. On with the fun p-shops!

Scorecard:

 

 

 

0 - Elin "How Did I Get Herpes?" Nordegren: porter HOT OR NOT RATING:

 

 

 

1 - Rachel "The Original Transgression" Uchitel: rating:

 

 

 

2 - Jaimee "Tool Academy Graduate" Grubbs: rating:

 

 

 

3 - Kalika "Top Three, Bitches!" Moquin: rating:

 

 

 

4 - Jamie "Has Potential" Jungers: rating:

 

 

 

5 - Mindy "Boner Killer" Lawton rating:

 

 

 

6 - Cori "Order of Mouth, Heavy on the Gums" Rist rating:

 

 

 

7 - Holly "Bukkake Party" Sampson: rating:

 

 

 

8 - Kirsty "Okay You've got my Attention" Gallacher: rating:

5 - Mindy "Boner Killer" Lawton

 

 

Hahaha!!

 

Mistress # 6- I want to here from all the guys who say "you just cant pass that up." There is something seriously wrong with this guy.

Yikes... Apparently he picked that one up at a Perkins

 

Not good advertising for them!

 

Did her in a church parking lot, and she says he never wore condoms... If that's true it's amazing none of these had a little Tiger to hold over him!

'We have crazy Ambien sex.'

 

 

Another article about the six... Three more transgressions, Tiger? Golfer's list of 'conquests' rises to six

Time to take the power away from the skanks. Tiger please follow these steps:

 

1. Call an emergency news conference.

2. Ensure you're crying at commencement. Pretend to fight through the pain. Wipe tears from both eyes simultaneously using right hand - thumb at corner of right eye, index finger at corner of left.

3. Apologize twice to your wife, three times to your children, and most importantly (don't fcuk this part up), apologize at least four times to your fans for "letting them down."

4. Put a label on it. State that you are a sex addict. Then ask for help. The public likes labels and loves when celebs ask for help.

5. Sniffle lots. Cover the mic and take long pregnant pauses. Like 8 to 10 Mississippis each.

6. That's it you're done. Stand up and silently exit. Keep sniffling as you walk off.

 

He's going to HAVE to do that, until he does the public fascination is not going to stop. A press release on your website doesn't cut it.

 

So Tiger, until you do, get used to a lot more of this, and it's going to get worse... http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/vid...cident/1182383/

This thread is getting boring... Zzzzzz

 

 

Anyone else counting down to xmas?

Anyone else counting down to xmas?

 

LOL!!!

Anyone else counting down to xmas?

 

On the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me

 

Twelve bimbos texting

Eleven barflys dancing

Ten groupies groping

Nine waitresses humping

Eight maids a talking

Seven Caddies crashing

Six tramps a laying

A Five iron to the skull

Four calling birds (This one is just for our English Friends)

Three New phones

Two Busted ribs

and a Crazy Sweed in a golfcart

Updated post 285. The latest one is HOT

 

The 12 Days of Mistress... HO HO HO and more HOs

A beer for Porter and RD, for keeping the thread funny.

 

Last one is finally as hot as the wife... in other news I remember a poll on another forum a few years back.. the options were:

 

1. have a hot girl but only missionary with lights on

2.have cute girl, can do a couple more positions

3.not the hottest, but not ugly..average girl who will do anything you want

 

 

I think 3 was 58% then 2 then 1 with less than 7%

TIGER FOR PRESIDENT!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kirsty Gallacher, respect. Where is the source though?

Kirsty Gallacher, respect. Where is the source though?

 

 

We can never reveal our sources, Cap. But so far we're at 100% accuracy.

too funny! Nike "just do it" ads FTW!!!!!!!