Roman Report post Posted January 18, 2010 I go to check the goddamned weather report and this is the message I get: Cool Fact Cool Fact Replacing one meal of red meat with a more sustainable option (such as sustainably harvested fish or sustainably grown vegetables) can dramatically reduce your carbon footprint. fcuk YOU!!!!! I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT MY MOTHERFUCKING "CARBON FOOTPRINT" YOU MOTHERFUCKING HIPPIES.... JUST TELL ME IF I NEED A GODDAMNED UMBRELLA TODAY! Just for that, Im going to go run the lambo engine for twenty minutes today.... for no other reason than to increase the size of my carbon footprint.... Hey you fcuking hippies.... Youre going to need to eat "Sustainably grown" dog shit for the next 60 meals to compensate for what Im going to do today...... Im going to be the motherfucking SASQUATCH of carbon footprints.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_chorizo Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Ahaha so funny, reminds me of this: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=43 Classic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ts640 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Cool fact: Utilizing a smaller font in a darker color will drastically reduce your carbon footprint. Think about the Antarctic platypus please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboGallardo Report post Posted January 18, 2010 I go to check the goddamned weather report and this is the message I get: fcuk YOU!!!!! I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT MY MOTHERFUCKING "CARBON FOOTPRINT" YOU MOTHERFUCKING HIPPIES.... JUST TELL ME IF I NEED A GODDAMNED UMBRELLA TODAY! Just for that, Im going to go run the lambo engine for twenty minutes today.... for no other reason than to increase the size of my carbon footprint.... Hey you fcuking hippies.... Youre going to need to eat "Sustainably grown" dog shit for the next 60 meals to compensate for what Im going to do today...... Im going to be the motherfucking SASQUATCH of carbon footprints.... Thank you! This shit is so out of hand. BTW, If I fart more, what does that do to my carbon footprint? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicke Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Hahah funny. These kind of hippie propaganda gives just bad rep to enviromental thinking. I myself am glad to help if I can contribute to being enviromentally friendly, but I sure as hell don't need the propagnda. And btw, in which way isn't red meat sustainable? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Ahaha so funny, reminds me of this: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=43 Classic! HAHA! What a great site. I didn't even know it existed. Dammit, there goes my day. No worky for me. http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellomurci Report post Posted January 18, 2010 I go to check the goddamned weather report and this is the message I get: fcuk YOU!!!!! I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT MY MOTHERFUCKING "CARBON FOOTPRINT" YOU MOTHERFUCKING HIPPIES.... JUST TELL ME IF I NEED A GODDAMNED UMBRELLA TODAY! Just for that, Im going to go run the lambo engine for twenty minutes today.... for no other reason than to increase the size of my carbon footprint.... Hey you fcuking hippies.... Youre going to need to eat "Sustainably grown" dog shit for the next 60 meals to compensate for what Im going to do today...... Im going to be the motherfucking SASQUATCH of carbon footprints.... fcuking makes me breath harder so expelling more CO2. I think I shall increase my carbon footprint by fcuking 3 times a day for the next 2 weeks. Russell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted January 18, 2010 I just added to global Methane. Damn breakfast burrito. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambo91 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Ahaha so funny, reminds me of this: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=43 Classic! awesome website.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted January 18, 2010 I just added to global Methane. Damn breakfast burrito. GASMAN!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Who are these idiots, do they think that the fisherman that went to get their sustainable fish did so in a Row boat. yea right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Next time someone is talking about reducing the carbon footprint, kindly suggest they never exhale again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
amp3188 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Water vapor is actually a more powerful greenhouse gas than co2. And a Humvee has about the same carbon footprint as a prius. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Water vapor is actually a more powerful greenhouse gas than co2. Im boiling my own urine right now.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin2772 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Who are these idiots, do they think that the fisherman that went to get their sustainable fish did so in a Row boat. yea right. Actually i believe the sustainable fish are grown in holding tanks on farms or hatcheries. Thus no need for boats.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Actually i believe the sustainable fish are grown in holding tanks on farms or hatcheries. Thus no need for boats.... Fair enough, but you can trace these holding tank owners back to the first settlers in the United States. And just how did the first settlers arrive in the U.S.? That's right. Boats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
04GuyYarDoh Report post Posted January 18, 2010 BTW, If I fart more, what does that do to my carbon footprint? hahahaha! too funy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin2772 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Fair enough, but you can trace these holding tank owners back to the first settlers in the United States. And just how did the first settlers arrive in the U.S.? That's right. Boats. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! touche' cant really argue against that point! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoovdini Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Don't mince words, Romandad; tell us how you really feel! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrockel Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Well Put!!! I'm starting mine now!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phxdiablo Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Just for that, Im going to go run the lambo engine for twenty minutes today.... Even better, do it in front of Danny Glover's house while simultaneously shouting "Carbon Carbon, Oh Danny how I love my Carbon, won't you come out and get some!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Even better, do it in front of Danny Glover's house while simultaneously shouting "Carbon Carbon, Oh Danny how I love my Carbon, won't you come out and get some!" He and Ed Begley can choke to death on each other's cocks for all I care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roman Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Post of the year! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortis Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Thread of the year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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