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SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE fcuking SUCK

 

 

Julia could have saved a lot of text by replacing -ing with 'and'

 

 

 

this one is easy, "Yeah.. I wrote one of the first reviews for Tucker Max and met him.. ready to get out of here?"

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You can come clean Roman - it was you who wrote this wasn't it? :thefinger:

 

No... But its my ringtone now.

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Lindsey Lohan is a Delta Gamma?

 

Not sure about your school but at UI the DG's have the best looking girls by far.

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Not sure about your school but at UI the DG's have the best looking girls by far.

 

DG's at UCLA were super average. Was all about Theta and Alpha Phi back in 03'

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Here are some posts from her now deleted twitter account:

 

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/04/p...-sorority-girl/

 

She might be half retarded but I bet shes a fcuk load of fun and I don't mind her sense of humor. For what i'm sure is a bullshit job, I couldn't *not* hire a girl who references an orgy as teamwork. :monkeyleft:

 

People take themselves too fcuking seriously.

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So she's in Maryland. That is within stalking distance right there.

 

She should be easy to stalk. Don't wear greek letters and she'll never know you exist.

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So she's in Maryland. That is within stalking distance right there.

 

I was gonna suggest someone local make a lambo appearance and reel this chick in for our amusement.

 

Shes already made it public information that pretty much nothing is out of the question. :monkeyleft:

 

 

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Haha. There is an event up in MD on the 5th. If it is close by I will Google the DG address and do a drive by with the GoPro lol. And I will shout out my love for her.

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