abolfaz Report post Posted July 13, 2011 UGH! I'll never be able to hear a garbage disposal running again without cringing!!! http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/07/12/2310...rylink=misearch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HannibalACP82 Report post Posted July 13, 2011 Who eats a meal that the woman they are divorcing cooked? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin2772 Report post Posted July 13, 2011 If that wouldnt drive you to torture and murder her then off yourself, i dont know what would.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted July 13, 2011 Who eats a meal that the woman they are divorcing cooked? I could barely stomach eating a meal my wife cooked while we were married, let alone when we were getting divorced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpegs13 Report post Posted July 13, 2011 "You're such a dick"......... No I can unequivocally state that I am not Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boner Report post Posted July 13, 2011 I was eating with an asian couple last year. His wife said "If you cheat on me, I will kill you. If you cheat, and she is ugly, I kill cut your dick off and then kill you." A month later, they got divorced because SHE was cheating. I guess its an asian thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcabron Report post Posted July 13, 2011 fry the bitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted July 13, 2011 The garbage disposal was a nice touch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted July 13, 2011 Well that guy won't be cocky anymore, but he still has balls. Here's another wierd headline from today. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-weird_news/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NRG x Lambo Report post Posted July 13, 2011 Well that guy won't be cocky anymore, but he still has balls. Here's another wierd headline from today. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-weird_news/ would suck to die like this... and have your family and friends find out your dirty secrets and you have NO WAY of defending, changing, or hiding it! LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted July 13, 2011 would suck to die like this... and have your family and friends find out your dirty secrets and you have NO WAY of defending, changing, or hiding it! LOL! It might matter to them, but to you, well you are dead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambo128 Report post Posted July 14, 2011 That must have been a pretty sight for the EMTS.......bet they are still rolling over with laughter! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpegs13 Report post Posted July 14, 2011 would suck to die like this... and have your family and friends find out your dirty secrets and you have NO WAY of defending, changing, or hiding it! LOL! Probably what did him in..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKBULL Report post Posted July 14, 2011 That must have been a pretty sight for the EMTS.......bet they are still rolling over with laughter! The stories I have been told by my EMT buddies!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagata Report post Posted July 14, 2011 I'm surprised no one has mentioned Lorena Bobett yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted July 15, 2011 I'm surprised no one has mentioned Lorena Bobett yet. Of course not.... Shes not even in the same league as this chick.... She just fed his pecker to a wild dog... They were able to wash it off and sew it back on, no harm, no foul.... This bitch blended the fcuking thing... All the Kings horses and all the kings men aint gonna let him do the humpty again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpegs13 Report post Posted July 15, 2011 Of course not.... Shes not even in the same league as this chick.... She just fed his pecker to a wild dog... They were able to wash it off and sew it back on, no harm, no foul.... This bitch blended the fcuking thing... All the Kings horses and all the kings men aint gonna let him do the humpty again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheelsRCool Report post Posted July 15, 2011 Of course not.... Shes not even in the same league as this chick.... She just fed his pecker to a wild dog... Did the dog not want to eat it or something? They were able to wash it off and sew it back on, no harm, no foul.... So it worked fine after they sewed it back on? (didn't know that) This bitch blended the fcuking thing... All the Kings horses and all the kings men aint gonna let him do the humpty again. :lol2: :lol2: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyce77 Report post Posted July 15, 2011 So it worked fine after they sewed it back on? (didn't know that) "fine" depends on if your evaluation is being based on the heat of the meat or the angle of the dangle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nath4N Report post Posted July 15, 2011 have you guys seen the movie "Teeth"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted July 15, 2011 "fine" depends on if your evaluation is being based on the heat of the meat or the angle of the dangle. He became a porn star so I'd say, yeah it worked fine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyce77 Report post Posted July 15, 2011 "You Can Get a New Penis Made from Your Thigh if You Misplace Yours" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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