iSpeed27 Report post Posted March 14, 2014 You've never leaned forward hand against the wall in the morning? An enzyme is secreted which prevents urination while you're at attention. Only affects men. Women can still squirt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Supercar Ace Report post Posted March 14, 2014 An enzyme is secreted which prevents urination while you're at attention. Only affects men. Women can still squirt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted March 14, 2014 An enzyme is secreted which prevents urination while you're at attention. Only affects men. Women can still squirt. Morning wood is not the same as a sexual arousal erection. There is no enzyme that prevents this peeing with a sexual erection either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
white viper Report post Posted March 14, 2014 the worse is d0ing #7 drunk and for some unknown reason u miss the back wall or somehow your hand slipsd and you almost fall into the toilet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supercar Ace Report post Posted March 14, 2014 Speaking of gender differences: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WheelsRCool Report post Posted March 15, 2014 Horrifically embarrassing that our president would partake in something like this, but funny none the less. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/18e820ec3...nt-barack-obama Thing is though, that this kind of stuff works in Obama's favor. Helps bring out the youth vote. Popular culture may seem beneath the presidency, but unfortunately it is an important component to getting elected. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted March 16, 2014 Levitt nails it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Craws Report post Posted March 17, 2014 Tears in my eyes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David@SPE Report post Posted March 18, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteout Report post Posted March 18, 2014 Drove next to one of these with a litre bike motor in it. Putting the sound with the vehicle was really throwing me off. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
emanon Report post Posted March 18, 2014 Drove next to one of these with a litre bike motor in it. Putting the sound with the vehicle was really throwing me off. lol That could be a shit ton of fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteout Report post Posted March 18, 2014 I looked into one for the rest of the day. Then realized how horrible of an idea it would be to actually own one of those. I kinda just want to drive one for a day and get it out of my system. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Report post Posted March 18, 2014 fcuking lol'd Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
emanon Report post Posted March 18, 2014 I looked into one for the rest of the day. Then realized how horrible of an idea it would be to actually own one of those. I kinda just want to drive one for a day and get it out of my system. Oh come on, something with the profile of a dice, the turning circle and wheelbase of a small forklift, and 200hp. . . It's like the street legal version of a motorized barstool. . . what could possibly go wrong with that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rawr Report post Posted March 25, 2014 https://vk.com/video18864940_166242444 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pockmark Report post Posted March 25, 2014 lmao^^^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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