Your favorite rap lines..

 

"In a world where street n***as got more money than George Bush, I ain't ever seen the leader of our nation in a phantom!"

 

"YA we outta school, but we still got chemistry"

 

"I ain't ever gonna ride phantom, 28s wont fitttt"

 

"young wayne for president, I probably paint the white house black if it was my residence!"

 

"if this was football, I'd be scoring touchdowns....its the circus though, I see some tough clowns!"

 

 

 

There is tons more but I thought this would be a fun thread to start up! There is one from Lil' Wayne that I am missing and I cannot think of it....

Dr. Dre's album 2001, Kurupt on chorus for Housewife

 

"Now this this is one of them occasions

where the homies not doin it right

I mean he found him a hoe that he like

But you can't make a hoe a housewife

And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end

a bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend

So what you found you a hoe that you like

But you can't make a hoe a housewife (wife)"

 

Ludacris:

 

"I wanna get you in the back seat windows up

that's the way you like to fcuk

clogged up fog alert rip the pants and rip the shirt

ruff sex make it hurt

in the garden all in the dirt

roll around Georgia brown that's the way that I like it twerk

legs jerk, over worked, under paid, but don't be afraid

in the sun or up in the shade

on the top of my Escalade

maybe your girl and my friend can trade

tag team off the ropes on the ocean or in the boat

factories or hundred spokes

what 'bout up in the candy sto' that chocolate chocolate make it melt

whips and chains handcuffs smack a little bootie up with my belt

scream help play my game

dracula man I'll get my fangs,

horse backin' i'll get my reins

School teacher let me get my brains"

 

Dr. Dre:

 

"fcuk you,

all y'all.

You don't like me,

Blow me."

"Super Nintendo Sega Genesis, when I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this"

 

 

 

classic.

then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor

so I gave her just a little kiss

like this!

 

 

Aerosmith/Run DMC Walk This Way

 

Also the best rap video.

"Back then hoe's didn't want me, now I'm hot, hoe's all on me." Mike Jones

 

"I want respect, if you want me to change, keep your check,

I can retire and live good off the piece on my neck." Slim Thug

 

These from Method Man

 

"Worldwide total carnage, the sickest flow

that be code named Agent Orange, killin' you slow."

 

"Don't know the time,

Check the hour on your sundial, watch me shine."

 

"Lifestyles of the prolific and gifted.

Eight essential vitamins and minerals, delicious "

.........

 

"I'm really feelin' your outfit, it must be nice,

a hard worker like myself, could afford that price." Juvenile

 

"Yes sir, it's the bubble right hurr,

you're all beautiful women if you're insecurr. " Juvenile

 

"I went to the mall and balled too hard,

OH MY GOD, IS THAT A BLACK CARD,

I turned around and replied, why yes,

but I prefer the term, AFRICAN AMERICAN EXPRESS." Kanye West

 

"And last week I seen a Schwarzenegger movie where he's shootin' all sorts of these motherfuckers with a Uzi,

I see these 3 little kids up in the front row, screaming go,

with their 17 year old uncle,

I'm like guidance, ain't they got the same mom's and dad's who got mad when I asked if they liked violence.

And told me that my tape taught them to swear,

what about the make-up you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear? HUH?" Eminem

 

 

There's a million of these GREAT lines, but my favorite of all time perhaps is this one.

 

"Line up my adversaries, blast on site

and fcuk your boyfriend bitch, I want some ass tonight." - 2Pac - No More Pain

 

"Straight up out that water with my Marc Jacob goggles

I'm fresha than a muthafucka

Yeah, I'm a muthafucka

No I won't take your girl but ill take her tounge from her

Can't you tell I'm in love woman

Like no other woman

Oh I'm sorry sweetheart

I thought you were my other woman"

-Lil Wayne

 

"I take quarter water sold it in bottles for 2 bucks,

But Coca-Cola came and bought it

For billions, what the fcuk?

Have a baby by me; baby

Be a millionaire

I write the check before the baby comes,

Who the fcuk cares?

Im stanky rich

Ima die tryna spend this shit "

-50 Cent

 

i'll pass

Ja Rule dissin Eminem

 

-"You claim you mother's a crackhead and Kim is a known slut, so what Haile's gonna be when she grows up?!"

i'll pass

 

Great line

"I'm in my Lambo maggot, my 44 faggot

Doors lift up I'm like Go Go Gadget" - 50 cent

 

lol I listen to this song just for those 2 lines

Oops, didn't notice the topic was favorite rap "lines"...

 

 

I don't waste ink, nigga I think

I drop megaton BOMBS more faster than you blink

 

 

Cause niggaz styles are old like Mark 5 sneakers

Lyrics are weak, like clock radio speakers

 

 

Same face your momma enjoyed as a boy

Will be the same face that will get you destroyed

Now you got to face the facts, face the music

You cannot about face it and turn back when you abuse it

 

 

Do you know how far a face can take you?

It can make you or break you, or inflate you

They're either going to love you or hate you

Or never notice you if you're a face they don't relate to

You fear my face, don't wanna get near my face

You get judged by your mug, they didn't hear your case

Now face the wall -face the wall!-

Your face is against the law

 

 

And then scarface replied I was born with a face I can't hide

-a face I can't hide- a face full of pride

A face that's been denide on sight

I reconize the face but the name slips by

But still your not faceless

 

 

For the ladies, one hundred and ninety-five pounds of beef,

chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth,

Swingin' with this here stud, you need practice,

i'm leaving floods of blood on your mattress,

I'll leave you holdin' your swollen backside and rollin',

fillin' all three holes just like bowlin',

Don't ask me what the price is,

but it's more than your battery-operated devices,

And I come fully equipped,

with a temperature adjustment to heat up the tip

 

 

Some say that I'm nasty plus,

hookaz are mad because they can't outlast me,

Girl, you ain't too small,

cause I turn your crystal to one size fits all,

So if you're still confused when I'm screwin',

let me explain to you exactly what I'm doin',

Exploring your body like a biologist,

inventin' new ways just like a scientist,

Taggin' my name on your buns just like a printist,

while I'm hurtin' your ass just like a dentist,

You're so wild I feel like I'm a zoologist,

stretchin' your shit more than a gynecologist,

I'm gonna twist your ass to death, miss,

and when you piss, you'll see more stars than an astrologist

 

 

Big girls try to squash me,

but I think with my dick, honey, so come and brainwash me,

Hit the sack cause I ain't jokin',

cause when I start pumpin' shit up, I leave it smokin',

So ya betta hold on tight all right,

cause my dick is a brown stick of dynamite,

A stick, a trick, and it kills her,

i'm probably related to Long Dong Silver,

But it gets gooder and gooder,

every time I grab a hooka and I put her on my frankfurter,

Kiss your breasts to your navel and then I skip,

cause the only thing I'm lickin' is your ass with a whip,

And it's a real freaky scene,

i'm hittin' girls with their heads in a guillotine,

Why certainly I'm squirtin',

bust your nut and get up and wipe my dick on your curtain,

Pushin' your head to the pillow,

and givin' more pleasure than a double-headed dildo,

A big ass gives me a hard-on,

but I fcuk bitches with titties like Dolly Parton,

Time or place doesn't matter to me, sweety,

i'll fcuk you on the "A" train while I write graffiti,

In a restaurant, takin' you straight to heaven,

in a cab or the back of 7-11,

Whether you're white and the music you like is rock,

you can come and get some hip-hop cock,

Consider this dick on your clitoris,

but never try to flex, cause I'ma talk like sex.

 

Edited February 4, 2008 by z0x

you can make a life longer, but you can’t save it

you can make a clone and then you try to enslave it?

stealin’ DNA samples from the unborn

and then you comin’ after us

‘cause we sampled a James Brown horn?

scientists who’s God is progress

a four-headed sheep is their latest project

the CIA runin’ like that Jones from Indiana

but they still won’t talk about that Jones in Guyana

this ain’t no cartoon, no one slips on bananas

do you really think that that car killed Diana

hell I shot Ronald Regan, I shot JFK

 

I slept with Marilyn she sung me “Happy Birthday”

 

 

Oh my god by michael franti

hahahaha mine has to be

 

"LONG HAIR DON'T CARE"

HAHAHAHA

"I'm in my Lambo maggot, my 44 faggot

Doors lift up I'm like Go Go Gadget" - 50 cent

 

lol I listen to this song just for those 2 lines

 

HELL YEAH!! How did I forget this one?

I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a '64 Impala

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back up in your ass with the Reurection

Is the group harder than an erection

That shows more affection

They wanna ban us on Capital Hill

Cause its die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Face Down ass up

Thats the way we like to fcuk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My anaconda dont want none

unless you got buns hun

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw

In my rear view mirror is the mother fcuking law

I got two choices yall pull over the car or

bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor

Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake

Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case

So I...pull over to the side of the road

And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low

Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know

Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?

"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"

"License and registration and step out of the car"

"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are"

I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit

"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back

And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that

"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"

"Or somebody important or something?"

Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit

Enough that you won't illegally search my shit

"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

"Haters call me a lot of names, but never broke" - Stack Bundles "Mr. Bakerman"

 

"At the Grammies I went ultra Travolta / yeah that tuxedo might have been a little guido / but with my ego I can stand there in a Speedo / and be looked at like a fuckin' hero" - Kanye West "The Glory"

 

"I hit the club wearing Coogi and alligators / we leave the club with coochie in the Navigator" - Young Meez "Southside Reppin'"

 

"I got that white girl, that Lindsay Lohan / and all you gotta do is ask Lindsay Lohan / and if you like that blow / then girl I blow mines / so come and get this blow / and then you blow mine / and then you blow his / and then you blow his / I'm fresh out of Christina but I got that Britney Spears, you dig?" - Lil Wayne "White Girl (Remix)" (USDA)

 

"Let me set the record straight, haters you participate / Three girls with me like I'm going on ElimiDate" - Gucci Mane "Freaky Girl"

 

"I heard motherfuckers sayin' they made Hov / made Hov say, okay, so / make another Hov" - Jay-Z "Lost One"

 

"I get head at the strangest places / two at the same time, call it changing faces" - Lil Wayne "Touch It Or Not" (Cam'ron)

 

"I fcuk around and throw a bottle at you nigga / I'm a big pimp, I throw a model at you nigga" - Lil' Wayne "Gangsta Shit"

"I'm still a sucker for cornhole and I'll never change that"

-Nelly/Diddy; Shake your Tailfeather

"I got that white girl, that Lindsay Lohan / and all you gotta do is ask Lindsay Lohan / and if you like that blow / then girl I blow mines / so come and get this blow / and then you blow mine / and then you blow his / and then you blow his / I'm fresh out of Christina but I got that Britney Spears, you dig?" - Lil Wayne "White Girl (Remix)" (USDA)

 

 

 

"I get head at the strangest places / two at the same time, call it changing faces" - Lil Wayne "Touch It Or Not" (Cam'ron)

 

"I fcuk around and throw a bottle at you nigga / I'm a big pimp, I throw a model at you nigga" - Lil' Wayne "Gangsta Shit"

 

Lil Wayne is fcuking amazing.

Lil Wayne is fcuking amazing.

Wayne is THE WORST RAPPER ALIVE. I kid you not, if you listen to that garbage, you don't know shift from caviar.

 

I can't believe anyone buys that music, 50 Cent is God if Wayne is "amazing."

Wayne is THE WORST RAPPER ALIVE. I kid you not, if you listen to that garbage, you don't know shift from caviar.

 

I can't believe anyone buys that music, 50 Cent is God if Wayne is "amazing."

I wouldn't call him amazing, but his distinctive swagger gives him a certain appeal. I liked Tha Carter, but more due to Mannie Fresh.

 

AKON -Smack That

 

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh.

 

 

The Clipse has to be one of the hardest lyrical groups out there today. This is from an old song, fcuk lil wayne.

 

 

 

Pusha T From What happen to that boy

 

Ughhh...Another soul lost

Had to make a shirt match my ox blood colored Porsche

Ughhh...The rims match of course

Blood hit his Timbs it reminded me of them

Glistenin' wrist on chiller

Gun in the same palm of gorgeous killer

I put this on my lord my niece was 4 when she felt chinchilla

I past the shore for that shit that made fiends rise from the dead like

 

 

I move *caine* like a cripple

Balance *weight* through the hoods kids call me *Mr. Sniffles*

Other hand on my *nickel*

*Plated* whistle, one eye closed I'll *hit* you

As if was Slick Rick my *aim* is still an issue

Lose your soul in, whichever *palm* I'm holdin'

One'll leave you frozen, the other noddin' and dozin'

I'm grindin' Jack

 

 

Of course I cant end with out the master Jay-Z

 

Lucifer

 

I got dreams of holdin a Nine milla

To Bobs killa

Askin him "why?" as my eyes fill up

These days i can't wake up with a dry pillow

Gone but not forgotten holmes i still feel ya

SO...Curse the day that birthed the bastard

Who caused your Church mass

Reverse the crash

Reverse the blast

And reverse the car

Reverse the day, and there you are

Bob Allah

Lord forgive him we all have sinned

But Bobs a good dude please let him in

And if you feel in my heart that i long for revenge

Please blame it on the sun of the mournin

Thanks Again