Just got my frist new car

Here comes round TWO..................Who's first?

 

No. The dude is starting to understand and wants genuine helpful advice. FUNNY posts are good, being a dick is not.

In all seriousness though Pumcy. If you can get through the ribbing,hang around man. This is a fun website and nobody is meaning you any harm. On the other,grow some balls and stop posting things about being your feelings dependent on other peoples opinions I.E: "Its depressing when no one else cares. "

I just noticed he is wearing sunglasses... indoors

NOT

The later model Viper SRT-10's (03 & later) are fine, I've had 2.

The earlier ones had issues. I had a blue/white 97 that was breaking down constantly & for a diffident thing each time. It was a cool car, but if I drove it daily, I would have spent a lot of time waiting for a tow truck. It spent more time on a flat bed than in my garage.

 

I don't know what was up with yours but my 01' has been solid for nearly 60k miles now. And the other couple I know of are 01' and 99', both with over 100k and nothing but regular maintenance and the occasional clutch.

 

Not much changed from the gts to srt driveline wise so it's an odd statement to say one is more reliable.

 

 

btw to OP... this IS my screen name. If you think that was belittling then you haven't been around the internet long enough.

 

 

No. The dude is starting to understand and wants genuine helpful advice. FUNNY posts are good, being a dick is not.

That's not my intention, you know that. All in good fun.

 

One things for sure, the "other cars" section hasnt seen this much activity in a long time.

No. The dude is starting to understand and wants genuine helpful advice. FUNNY posts are good, being a dick is not.

 

 

 

I have learned that 99% of people who ask for advice on life never fcuking take the advice and keep doing the same dumb shit over and over and over, and then blame it on other things Not the fact that they refuse to change their habits or lifestyle. That is exactly why I never tell people I am a psychology major anymore. First thing they ask for is free therapy and then they want advice.

 

Pumcy, a car will never get you laid if you don't know how to talk to the girl, she will just think you are a moronic creep, or serial killer and get right back out of the car.

I have learned that 99% of people who ask for advice on life never fcuking take the advice and keep doing the same dumb shit over and over and over, and then blame it on other things Not the fact that they refuse to change their habits or lifestyle. That is exactly why I never tell people I am a psychology major anymore. First thing they ask for is free therapy and then they want advice.

 

Pumcy, a car will never get you laid if you don't know how to talk to the girl, she will just think you are a moronic creep, or serial killer and get right back out of the car.

 

 

Not true.

 

This will get you laid in SCV

 

Now you're just going out of your way to be a dick to me. Is that really necessary?

You already stated your opinion about how this thread is a failure. Why waist so much time in it?

 

I like to share the things i have and do. Its depressing when no one else cares.

Sorry if I wanted to discuss my things.

It's not about the approval so much as the discussion. In the diecast post i would have been content with some criticism, same as here. Its the complete lack of response that I took issue with.

But again, we're beyond that point now. I won't be making any more threads like this here.

 

 

BWAHAHHAHAHA wait... so it's emotionally devastating that a bunch of random people you've never met don't suck your dick because you bought a mediocre car?

 

Post something significant and people will reply. But when you buy something that doesn't total the options costs on some cars around here don't expect alot of enthusiasm.

 

 

You just pulled the e-equivalent of walking into a black porn convention, dropping your pants and announcing that everyone should revel at the size of your dick. Don't be surprised by the underwhelming response and snickering in the background.

In all seriousness though Pumcy. If you can get through the ribbing,hang around man. This is a fun website and nobody is meaning you any harm. On the other,grow some balls and stop posting things about being your feelings dependent on other peoples opinions I.E: "Its depressing when no one else cares. "

 

thanks skokos. I'll be sticking around.

I have been reading this site almost daily for 2+ years and don't plan on stopping now. I've been around long enough to have read some seriously classic threads and i fully understand that most of you guys mean no harm. In fact I was sort of looking forward to some funny photoshops before i started this thread. I knew there was bound to be some funny shit. I'm aware of the attitude around here.

I didn't think I was going be degraded though.

Does constantly reiterating the length of time you've been "reading" here somehow make you feel more justified?

 

Yes, you do look chubby and you don't carry it well. drop another 20 and put on some muscle.

 

I was serious when I said go to nordstrom and ask for help. Don't ever buy anything from Gap or Dockers, ever. Same goes for Ed Hardy, and you can't pull off affliction so don't bother.

 

Wear sport shoes, or wear dress shoes. The hybrid-fail you're trying to pull off screams call center employee forced to wear black dress shoes who can't afford some square toes.

 

Shave, seriously. You aren't manly enough to pull off the grungy, haven't shaved for 3 days look. And buy black shirts, that blue just doesn't get it done.

 

 

 

The epic fail of insecurity is responding to a statement about you having one girlfriend ever with, no, it was TWO!!!!!11ONE. And by "serious" we classify it as a minimum of one year in length.

 

Let me guess, both ended because they cheated on you?

 

During said "relationships" you were a doormat, spent every last penny you had on them thinking it would keep them around? Despite this, and the girlfriend label, you still never got laid.

 

They left you for someone you label as an "asshole guy" because you're mr. niceguy that always gets burned?

 

This thread should be retitled the LP bootcamp "stop being a douche 101"

Not true.

 

This will get you laid in SCV

 

AHAHAHAHAHA That is so fcuking true man! You should see the mindless bro and bro ho tools that roam this valley. Sideways bent hat, affliction shirt, with dickies pants cut off at the knees and of course some skater shoes with black socks.

What would you consider a cool hobby? (serious question).

 

Just do whatever you like and don't do it because it is labeled as ''cool''.

 

 

 

And nice PS Gbgallardo haha.

Anything with the sad clown is pure classic. Well done GB!

I was serious when I said go to nordstrom and ask for help. Don't ever buy anything from Gap or Dockers, ever. Same goes for Ed Hardy, and you can't pull off affliction so don't bother.

 

Wear sport shoes, or wear dress shoes. The hybrid-fail you're trying to pull off screams call center employee forced to wear black dress shoes who can't afford some square toes.

 

Shave, seriously. You aren't manly enough to pull off the grungy, haven't shaved for 3 days look. And buy black shirts, that blue just doesn't get it done.

 

I have no idea what Nordstrom is. I don't think they have that store in Canada. At least not Winnipeg. Same goes for Ed Hardy and Affliction. I have no idea what those are.

 

The job that I do requires me to dress up with dress pants and a button up shirt, but I also have to crawl under desks and work on dirty dusty computers while I'm dressed like that. I choose not to spend a bunch of money on work clothes for that purpose.

And what's so bad about my shoes? Its hard to carry heavy equipment wearing square toed shoes that have smooth soles. These shoes fit much better and provide me with better support, while still adhering to our dress code.

 

I have had this beard for 4 years. I look a LOT chubbier without it.

It's not a scruffy haven't shaved in a week look. I may not have trimmed it that morning, but it's not that grungy of a beard. I keep it pretty clean 99% of the time.

I have no idea what Nordstrom is. I don't think they have that store in Canada. At least not Winnipeg. Same goes for Ed Hardy and Affliction. I have no idea what those are.

 

The job that I do requires me to dress up with dress pants and a button up shirt, but I also have to crawl under desks and work on dirty dusty computers while I'm dressed like that. I choose not to spend a bunch of money on work clothes for that purpose.

And what's so bad about my shoes? Its hard to carry heavy equipment wearing square toed shoes that have smooth soles. These shoes fit much better and provide me with better support, while still adhering to our dress code.

 

I have had this beard for 4 years. I look a LOT chubbier without it.

It's not a scruffy haven't shaved in a week look. I may not have trimmed it that morning, but it's not that grungy of a beard. I keep it pretty clean 99% of the time.

 

Imagine Nordstrom as a mix between Saks Fifth Avenue and Dillards; I'm sure you know those two stores.

Imagine Nordstrom as a mix between Saks Fifth Avenue and Dillards; I'm sure you know those two stores.

It's an upscale Hudson Bay Company.

I don't have the kind of money it takes to buy a car that would actually get me laid.

 

 

 

......lol

I didn't think I was going be degraded though.

Damn man you still don't get it. If you don't notice, let me help you, it's getting progressivly worse. Anon's last response is a hint of whats to come if you don't finally STFU...

 

AHAHAHAHAHA That is so fcuking true man! You should see the mindless bro and bro ho tools that roam this valley. Sideways bent hat, affliction shirt, with dickies pants cut off at the knees and of course some skater shoes with black socks.

Do they really do that??!!! Skater shoes and black socks, dickies??!! Don't they know that shit wasnt made for them??!!!!

 

Pre-requisite for Affliction, EdHardy(albeit a little played out by now), an any other "Print-Art" Tee-shirt:

You should have a football player or fighters' body, Designer jeans, racing shoes (Puma, Pirelli etc), or square toe boots, witha set of aviators and a Breitling or any other favorite wrist-bling accessory. (at least that how I rock-it)... See Pumcy, L-Power gives fashion advice too!!!

 

I have no idea what Nordstrom is. I don't think they have that store in Canada. At least not Winnipeg. Same goes for Ed Hardy and Affliction. I have no idea what those are.

 

The job that I do requires me to dress up with dress pants and a button up shirt, but I also have to crawl under desks and work on dirty dusty computers while I'm dressed like that. I choose not to spend a bunch of money on work clothes for that purpose.

And what's so bad about my shoes? Its hard to carry heavy equipment wearing square toed shoes that have smooth soles. These shoes fit much better and provide me with better support, while still adhering to our dress code.

 

I have had this beard for 4 years. I look a LOT chubbier without it.

It's not a scruffy haven't shaved in a week look. I may not have trimmed it that morning, but it's not that grungy of a beard. I keep it pretty clean 99% of the time.

**sigh** Honestly, Pumcy, you don't have to explain yourself...

I have no idea what Nordstrom is.

 

 

Canada doesn't have Neiman Markus, Saxs and all the higher end designer stores. Currently Holts Renfrew is the one we have up here...

 

This started off pretty funny, but I'm surprised you're still replying...really man. They're pushing you because you're incredibly easy to get at. You're falling for every trick hook line and sinker. It's the only reason everyone here's egging at you.

 

Don't take it so literally, laugh it off and carry on. Were you not bullied in school? Same concept.

 

Like Swil said, it's just starting and if you're already getting riled up, it's going to get worse.

 

Unfortunately Anon is right, I'm larger than you so I'm not knocking at you, but you need to let it go otherwise this is going to really get bad (hilarity will ensue, but at your expense).

 

 

For the record: If you NEED your car to get you laid...you have other issues...

Do they really do that??!!! Skater shoes and black socks, dickies??!! Don't they know that shit wasnt made for them??!!!!

 

Man you have NO idea. Black socks pulled up (preferably active brand) with skate shoes and a flatbill hat is stage 1. Some go as far as wearing a bandanna under the hat etc. They will also drive the biggest lifted useless 2wd truck you can imagine, with black wheels and a fox or Famous Stars sticker covering 95% of the back window. Complete with zebra interior, seriously.

 

It's one of those things you just shake your head at and move on. The girls are always dressed like a walking herpe.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bro+ho

 

 

 

 

Douchey, errr pumcuntcy, err, w/e. You're totally missing the point here. I don't much care how you justify any of it, you look like a tool. I don't care what my job was or how dirty I got, I wouldn't dress like that if my life depended on it. You can't help it, you just don't have any sense of style at all. Go to a decent store and ask a cute girl for help. No joke.

 

This has the potential to be so epic. I almost want to send him over to SF or the alley.

Pumcy,

 

You're making yourself look even worse now.

The girls are always dressed like a walking herpe.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bro+ho

 

 

 

Man ive got to go there then, i love that look, i may not want to touch them, even with your C##K, but i love to look at them HOT!!!