Roman Report post Posted December 17, 2009 Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty White Peter O'toole zsa zsa- 93 year old Hungarian actress most famous for being complete hell on wheels, her NINE marraiges (including the current one to the utterly strange Prinz von Anhalt) and beating the crap out of a Beverly Hills Traffic cop. She has been in declining health for the last decade.... How she survived the summer of 2009 is a complete mystery to me. 5 pts. Betty While- 88 year old funny lady and raving fcuking animal rights activist most famous for her sharp tongued roles on the Mary Tyler Moore show and Golden Girls. Still seems to be active and sharp, which is the key to long life. 10 Points. Peter O'Toole- 78 Year old Irish actor most famous for starring as T.E. Lawrence in the epic Lawrence of Arabia, which coincidentally has a running time just shy of T.E. Lawrence's 47 year life span. A recovering alcoholic with a liver the size of Maaaaatttt Daaaaamuuun's head, he has long been rumored to be gay, though he has never formerly come out. - 5 points. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 17, 2009 Jack Nicholson Robert Duvall Harrison Ford Jack- 73 year old Film Icon and megalomaniac best known for finding time to to turn in Oscar worthy performances in between keeping up with his lifelong goal of humping one out of every three women in the city of Los Angeles. Appears to be in excellent health so long as he didnt pick up anything while tag teaming groupies with magic Johnson in the 80's. - 15 points Duvall- 10 Pts Harrison Ford-68 year old stage hand turned film icon most famous for his game changing role in Regarding Henry. Now banging Alley McBeal and an avid helicopter pilot, neither are good for long term health. 10 pts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 19, 2009 George Clooney Wayne Gretsky Tommy Lee Jones And the award for the three most humorless picks goes to: George Clooney- 49 year old heartthrob and actor most famous for his constant bitching and moaning about politics and for winning the 2006 "Shut the fcuk up and Act award". He has really begun to take himself WAY too seriously and hes a big fan of riding motorcycles and subsequently crashing motorcycles- 20 pts. Wayne Gretsky- 49 year old former figure skater most famous for his break out performances on Dance Fever. Long retired, the chance of his taking an errant puck to the head have long since passed.- 40 pts Tommy Lee Jones- 64 year old actor most famous for being picked by the person with the absolute worst chances of winning the 2010 lambopower.com ghoul pool. 25 pts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 20, 2009 1.)Micheal Schumacher 2.)Fidel Castro 3.)Clint Eastwood Michael Schumacher- 41 year old German semi-retired race car driver most famous for being a hero to balding men undergoing mid-life crisis the world over. Now reportedly coming out of retirement to race for Mercedes, racing is a dangerous sport. He could hit a wall, or more likely, be murdered by an irate Ferrari Fag who are universally pissed that they have to go out and buy all new wardrobes. 10 pts Fidel Castro- 84 year old communist dictator, most famous for being a hero to Michael Moore and Sean Penn, who's term has spanned ELEVEN U.S. Presidents, at least four of whom actively tried to have him killed. Now reportedly suffering from Colo-rectal Cancer, it will probably take him several more years to die because he's one giant asshole.... 5 Points Clint- 10 Pts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 20, 2009 1) Jenna Jameson 2) Howard Stern 3) Rush Limbaugh Jenna Jameson- 36 year old former Porn Starlet and Cancer Survivor. She runs with a pretty fast crowd but its mild compared to most porn stars. Now a mom, it looks like shes turned a corner in her life.... And BTW... This is the FIRST TIME in LPGP history that an entry has GAINED pts from previous years. 35 Points Howard Stern- 56 year old self described "King Of All Media" most famous for being the doppelganger of 2001 Ghoul Pool winner Joey Ramone. Stern looks to be in pretty decent shape, but something tells me he has a heart attack in his future. 20 pts. Rush Limbaugh- 59 year old corpulent inventor of conservative talk radio who is most famous for letting his addiction to painkillers get so bad that it caused him to go DEAF, and for driving liberals absolutely INSANE. The back problems that spurred the drug abuse have reportedly returned with a vengeance, and Rush is trying to come up with alternative ways of dealing with them. Add to that that their are literally MILLIONS of insane leftists who would love to kill him- 5 pts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinnsella Report post Posted December 20, 2009 William Shatner Andy Rooney Bob Barker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saleenfan Report post Posted December 20, 2009 Stephen Fry Charles Barkley Marilyn Manson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marley Report post Posted December 21, 2009 Pamela Anderson Jeremy Clarkson James Hetfeild Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 21, 2009 William Shatner Andy Rooney Bob Barker Bill Shatner- 79 year old actor and dot-com millionaire most famous for being typecast as the pompous, self absorbed prick on Star Trek, TJ Hooker and Boston Legal... Lee Strasberg would be proud! Still working after all these years, He should be fine. 10 Points Rooney- 1 pt. Barker- 5 pts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup Report post Posted December 21, 2009 Bruce Willis Ace Frehley Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 21, 2009 Stephen Fry Charles Barkley Marilyn Manson Stephen Fry- 53 year old, manic-depressive, suicidal, misanthropic, gay British comedian (Is there really any other kind?) most famous for his role on Black Adder... 35 years ago. 5 pts. Charles Barkley- 47 year old former pro basketball player turned color commentator most famous for spitting on fans and a golf swing only an epileptic could love. Has had some difficulties with DUIs and nobody should be wound so tight..... 15 pts. Marilyn Manson- 41 year old marginally talented carnival freak and master of self promotion who's 15 minutes are about up... Has been rumored to use recreational drugs, but honestly, the guy is all show.... Hes become a caricature of himself. 25 pts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 21, 2009 Pamela Anderson Jeremy Clarkson James Hetfeild Pamela Anderson- 43 year old playboy bunny and former malibu lifeguard most famous for her flotation devices, and for her insatiable appetite for marrying douchebags. She has more silicon in her than a cray supercomputer. And that shit just cant be good for you. 30 pts. Jeremy Clarkson- 50 year old auto columnist turned TV funny man most famous for having his head firmly ensconced in his own ass when it comes to the Countach. Other than that, I like the guy. 20 pts James Hetfield- 47 year old heavy metal guitarist most famous for looking like a member of the Aryan Brotherhood who just got out of Corcoran. Has a bit of an anger control issue, but he seems healthy enough. 40 pts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin2772 Report post Posted December 21, 2009 Tiger Woods Lindsey Lohan Lets try Michael Schumacher amid his return to racing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 21, 2009 Bruce Willis Ace Frehley Zsa Zsa Gabor Bruce Willis- 55 year old action star and hair club for men member most famous for being OK with his ex wife getting schtooped by Ashton Kutcher, and for giving his kids names that are better suited for the pet cat. Mentally the guy is cooler than the other side of the pillow and Christ.... I hope to be as physically as healthy as him when Im 55.... fcuk... Im not even 40 and I wish I was in his shape.... 35 Pts Ace Frehley- Really? Ace? Hes not even the most likely member of KISS to die this year (That would be Peter Criss who has MOTHERFUCKING BREAST CANCER)... fcuk it... Its your pick.... 59 year old Kiss guitarist most famous for killing himself in 2007... Now the winner of the "ABE VIGODA- reports of my death are highly exaggerated" award, I suspect he will enjoy the super human longevity most victims of false death reports seem to be blessed with. 20 pts. Zsa Zsa- 5 pts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 21, 2009 Tiger Woods Lindsey Lohan Lets try Michael Schumacher amid his return to racing.... Tiger- 25 Pts Lindsay- 5 Pts FerrariFag Rex- 10pts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 21, 2009 The TIE BREAKER To win, YOU MUST HAVE POINTS.... If nobody has points, NOBODY WINS. In the event that two or more members have the SAME NUMBER OF POINTS, the winner will be the member with the HIGHEST POST COUNT on Lambo-power. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falken Report post Posted December 22, 2009 Dakota Fanning Russel Brand Geselle Bundchen I wish them all well...i just want alot of points if a fluke asteroid slams into one of them this year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurf Balls Report post Posted December 22, 2009 Leonardo di Caprio Lindsay Lohan Jennifer Aniston Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smash Boy Report post Posted December 22, 2009 Heather Locklear Bill Parcells Pat Summerall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
integrate Report post Posted December 22, 2009 Travis Barker Courtney Cox Robert Downey Jr Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzukidave Report post Posted December 22, 2009 Richard Simmons Gary Glitter Johnny Knoxville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 29, 2009 Dakota Fanning Russel Brand Geselle Bundchen Dakota Fanning- 16 year old goto kid actress most famous for playing the adult in War of The Worlds. Seems to be as normal as a kid actor can be- 40 pts. Russel Brand- 35 year old most famous for being an asshole. Heroin Addict, Sex addict, pixie dust addict, bulemic, bi-polar, cutter and he makes fun of others? Most likely to die when his hotpants cut off the circulation to his brain. 5 pts. Gisele- 30 year old Brazillian Supermodel most famous for her ability to walk with a peculiar gate in high heels. 70 pts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 29, 2009 Leonardo di Caprio Lindsay Lohan Jennifer Aniston DiCrapio- 36 year old developmentally disabled person, most famous for being able to overcome his disability to the point where he could star in Gilbert Grape. 50 pts. Lindsay- 5 pts Jennifer Aniston- 41 year old actress most famous for her tour de force role in Office Space. Since leaving friends, her personal life has been a bizarre love triangle and greek tragedy all wrapped up into one, and its all played out on the front page of the Enquirer. Most likely to be involved in a murder suicide involving Jolie, Pitt and herself. 30 pts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted January 1, 2010 Heather Locklear Bill Parcells Pat Summerall Heather Locklear- 48 year old queen of the Spelling dramas, most famous for being SMOKIN' hot, and for being a nice person too.... Shes going NOWHERE! 50 pts Bill Parcells- 69 year old former head football coach and current head of football operations at Miami, most famous for his nickname- The Big Tuna.... Which as it turns out has nothing to do with his sloping chin and wide midsection, but rather because hes not Dolphin Safe. 15 pts just because of his gut. Pat Summerall- 80 year old former pro football player turned color commentator, turned alcoholic most famous for sitting next to John Madden for 20 years and not taking the opportunity to push him out of the press box. Now with 6 years on his second liver, hes on borrowed time as it is- a GENEROUS 5 pts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted January 1, 2010 Travis Barker Courtney Cox Robert Downey Jr Travis Barker- 35 year old blink 182 drummer and plane crash survivor most famous for his neck tattoos . Hes had a pretty rough couple of years but at the risk of sounding cliche- 'that which doesnt kill you....' 50 pts. Courtney Cox Arquette- 46 year old actress most famous for her charitable work with the developmentally disabled, which eventually led to her marriage to the marginally retarded David Arquette. If she can survuve holidays with the arquettes, she can survive anything. 50 pts Robert Downey Jr. 45 year old American actor most famous for, hands down, being the most talented actor of hi age, despite his repeated attempts at self destruction. His repeated public encounters with "rock bottom" are well documented, but it does appear that may be behind him.... I really hope so. 20 pts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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