capt_chaos Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Lets just check the weather for Friday... oh Naturally I will be raising a glass or 22 to the couple and then suing the bar afterwards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
emanon Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Show of hands from those of us who couldn't give a fcuk about this whole production. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Report post Posted April 28, 2011 me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Hey Wills is a cool guy, I get a day off and will all of the foreign dignitaries amble opportunities for Prince Phillip to make some trademark gaffs and social faux pas! 1. China State Visit, 1986 If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed. 2. To a blind women with a guide “Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?” 3. To an Aborigine in Australia “Do you still throw spears at each other?” 4. To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation “Where did you get the hat?” 5. When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union “The bastards murdered half my family” 6. To a Briton in Budapest “You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.” 7. To a driving instructor in Scotland “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Burgundy Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Show of hands from those of us who couldn't give a fcuk about this whole production. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
porter Report post Posted April 28, 2011 I actually have negative interest is this wedding - like I am going out of my way to avoid inadvertently watching coverage of it. It actually annoys me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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capt_chaos Report post Posted April 28, 2011 That is a shocking photoshop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 I actually have negative interest is this wedding - like I am going out of my way to avoid inadvertently watching coverage of it. It actually annoys me. Same here. In fact, tomorrow, I am going to drink excessively in the morning so I pass out and can't even accidently flip to a channel that is showing the wedding. True, I was going to drink excessively in the morning and pass out anyways, but now I have a purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
porter Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Same here. In fact, tomorrow, I am going to drink excessively in the morning so I pass out and can't even accidently flip to a channel that is showing the wedding. True, I was going to drink excessively in the morning and pass out anyways, but now I have a purpose. I didn't even realize the wedding was tomorrow. Shows how much interest I have. Why you drinking so much anyway Chimay? Aren't you like 70 years old? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 I didn't even realize the wedding was tomorrow. Shows how much interest I have. Why you drinking so much anyway Chimay? Aren't you like 70 years old? I only look 70. I'm actually 40. I think the reason I drink so much is because I just watched my first episode of Top Gear USA. I am trying to pickle my brain with alcohol in the hopes that I can get that memory out of my head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swil Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Show of hands from those of us who couldn't give a fcuk about this whole production. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmtn Report post Posted April 28, 2011 nooooooooooot intrested. at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted April 28, 2011 OK fair enough but... think of the brownie points with the missus if you know about the dress and the cake. I am going to be watching it with 6 other women and a shit load of booze and fancy dress in the evening for the general party. #winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup Report post Posted April 28, 2011 hahaha I was actually watching a clip of Yao Ming and Kobe so funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swil Report post Posted April 28, 2011 OK fair enough but... think of the brownie points with the missus if you know about the dress and the cake. I am going to be watching it with 6 other women and a shit load of booze and fancy dress in the evening for the general party. #winning :eusa_think: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
emanon Report post Posted April 28, 2011 OK fair enough but... think of the brownie points with the missus if you know about the dress and the cake. I am going to be watching it with 6 other women and a shit load of booze and fancy dress in the evening for the general party. #winning Are you getting your nails done and your pussy waxed for this gathering as well, or is it just a flannel PJ's and giving each other makeovers kinda slumber party? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Are you getting your nails done and your pussy waxed for this gathering as well, or is it just a flannel PJ's and giving each other makeovers kinda slumber party? A mix of all of the above. Then we are going to drink pink drinks and I will hold their hair back when they vomit down the porcelain telephone all the while telling them they are still beautiful Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Report post Posted April 28, 2011 :eusa_think: Yeah... I am with Swil here... the moment I need to derive brownie points from knowing names of dress designers or cakes is the day I'll retire. You know there is a HUGE brownie point right between your legs, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 You know there is a HUGE brownie point right between your legs, right? Well, I don't mean to brag but they don't call me 'Tripod' because I can hold a camera really steady. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Yeah... I am with Swil here... the moment I need to derive brownie points from knowing names of dress designers or cakes is the day I'll retire. You know there is a HUGE brownie point right between your legs, right? People in a relationship, can you ever enough Brownie points? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Report post Posted April 28, 2011 People in a relationship, can you ever enough Brownie points? I get your point.. let me ask you this: Can a woman get brownie points? and for what? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFilipinoStig Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Don't care. However... It would be fun to make a drinking game out of it. Shot for every time Princess Diana is mentioned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted April 28, 2011 I get your point.. let me ask you this: Can a woman get brownie points? and for what? "Can one of my friends sleep with us tonight?" "would you like a sandwich?" "Can we just watch ESPN classics?" "I only want you to put it in this hole tonight" "it certainly feels bigger in here than it does in my hand/mouth" "Can I invite one of my friend's over to make you a sandwich and then we can all sleep with her, I will hold the camera" "I know this is the first shop we have gone into and I know this dress/shoes are just perfect so we do not need to go in any other shops" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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