RM-S8 Report post Posted June 7, 2015 “I’m probably like 160 pounds right now, and I can catch a dick whenever I want.” http://pagesix.com/2015/06/04/amy-schumer-...henever-i-want/ She is not funny, unattractive and fat. And I'd still do her. WTF is wrong with me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted June 7, 2015 You have low self esteem? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyinFapper Report post Posted June 7, 2015 You are desperate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM-S8 Report post Posted June 7, 2015 Yes on both counts. ... and I might like fatty sashimi ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
emanon Report post Posted June 7, 2015 http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/am...like-to-date-me A little thick for my taste, but reasonably funny and seems pretty easy going. Over the long term probably better than a 9 that turns into was all along a complete cunt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted June 7, 2015 Yes on both counts. ... and I might like fatty sashimi ? I like fatty sashimi doesn't make me a chubby chaser. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abolfaz Report post Posted June 7, 2015 “I’m probably like 160 pounds right now, and I can catch a dick whenever I want.” Really? She is not funny, unattractive and fat. And I'd still do her. WTF is wrong with me! Yes, yes and yes. God no and yes, something really, really wrong with you. Please seek help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chipster Report post Posted June 8, 2015 Yikes! She seemed funny to me, like the whole tripping in front of Kanye on the red carpet. But saying something dumb like that is kind blowing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM-S8 Report post Posted June 8, 2015 What can I say, Women (and the way they think) are pure puzzlement to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supercar Ace Report post Posted June 8, 2015 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minacious Report post Posted June 8, 2015 She does nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, for me. I also find her painfully annoying, and this started early in her stand-up career, long before her rise to fame. In my opinion, she is one of those comedians that tries far too hard (that red carpet stunt comes to mind), and her shtick is often about all of the guys she can get, men suck, what women have to put up with, or something in that zone. I guess men are beating down her door for that chubby face. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and what my eyes behold is not beauty, so I'll pass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHADW Report post Posted June 8, 2015 What surprises me is the talent she gets on her show and now her movie. I like her and her show but I wouldn't have guessed she was nearly on that level. I thought she was on the level of Jeselnek but he vanished and she's now royalty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMan Report post Posted June 8, 2015 I can just imagine what feminists would have to say if a guy came out publicly saying he could get as much pussy as he wanted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortitude Report post Posted June 8, 2015 I feel like exaggeration is the key to comedy and the trio of Tosh, Schumer, and Lampenelli are just disgusting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supercar Ace Report post Posted June 8, 2015 What can I say, Women (and the way they think) are pure puzzlement to me. Let's go for drinks and I can clear those mysteries right up for ya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnythebull Report post Posted June 8, 2015 the only funny female comedian out there who also happens to be cute is Iliza Schlesinger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SYNYSTR Report post Posted June 8, 2015 As far as a female comedian that uses "shock value" for her material I think Sarah Silverman is funnier. And much more attractive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chipster Report post Posted June 8, 2015 the only funny female comedian out there who also happens to be cute is Iliza Schlesinger Daddy likey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinnsella Report post Posted June 8, 2015 Yes on both counts. ... and I might like fatty sashimi ? and blind apparently too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM-S8 Report post Posted June 9, 2015 Yes on both counts. and blind apparently too. So, I gather you don't care for Schumer much That's fine, but it still beats sitting under Bruce Jenner's desk... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinnsella Report post Posted June 9, 2015 and blind apparently too. So, I gather you don't care for Schumer much That's fine, but it still beats sitting under Bruce Jenner's desk... Was that your other option? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM-S8 Report post Posted June 9, 2015 Was that your other option? Lol, I don't know you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheelsRCool Report post Posted June 10, 2015 What's said is that Schumer is not really "fat" by current standards. By comparison to some of the heifers I see walking around frequently, she's just a bit overweight. As far as a female comedian that uses "shock value" for her material I think Sarah Silverman is funnier. And much more attractive. I think Schumer is more attractive than Silverman, and I do not think Schumer is attractive at all. I do like Jen Kirkman though: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
szabo_martin Report post Posted June 10, 2015 Yeah.. no to Schumer.. only thing worse then her looks is her comedy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TestShoot Report post Posted June 11, 2015 Nikki Glaser anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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