vyce77 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Hmmm....in another thread, Cake said he (or she?) drove a car to chicago to sell to a "friend". Assman also said something about "eating cake"..... Relationships are so complicated....even couples (non swinging) go on "double dates" and get jealous....playing games as a couple. Let me get this straight....you are jealous of someone else getting something so easily that you got so easily. If it makes you feel any better, there is probably several people that are also jealous of you. You got sloppy seconds....or more. You dont need to be jealous. Its just another hole that several people have used. Im going to hell, where there's a lot of beer and women with no holes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basstones Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Hahahaha gold. Porter strikes again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mako Report post Posted April 27, 2012 How great was this? I tip my hat to our resident ninja... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheelsRCool Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Pimpin' Porter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpegs13 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Cappy ain't gonna like this.......... when he gets into a jealous rage and stomps his feet and has that hissy fit, it ain't pretty.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted April 27, 2012 I am fine with this, I found out the hard way that if you cyberflirt with cake,p you know when you are closing the curtains at night you see this night vision monocle poking out of the bushes in your garden and it is cake. If Porter wants this then fine. But let me tell you that you go through a range of emotions, you feel sorry for her on the cold nights, you sometime leave the curtains open a little bit so she can see the goods swinging about knowing that will warm her up a bit. Sometimes you feel inclined to invite her inside when it is raining but that is like inviting a vampire in... In fact imagine a vampire but with the house training of a puppy, you know scenting everything to mark their territory yet leaving puddles of wetness everywhere. It happens to me a lot, girls see me, they want me, they don't all have wooden hearts and it is only natural. But Cake, she takes it to the next level. And you don't want that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cake Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
porter Report post Posted April 27, 2012 If you're lost (and you know who you are) - http://www.lambopower.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=62512 http://www.lambopower.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=62511 Peace be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted April 27, 2012 What is the magnification on those? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cake Report post Posted April 27, 2012 What is the magnification on those? enough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcabron Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Chicago? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted April 27, 2012 I don't suppose you need much Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFilipinoStig Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpegs13 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 What is the magnification on those? enough Damn it Carol, he opened the door and you just closed it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cake Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Damn it Carol, he opened the door and you just closed it! I won't go into lurid detail about what I want to see but....let's just say they are VERY powerful legs, two beautiful balls and a length, width and texture of a fine mahogany table leg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted April 27, 2012 I won't go into lurid detail about what I want to see but....let's just say they are VERY powerful legs, two beautiful balls and a length, width and texture of a fine mahogany table leg. See the woman is obsessed with me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cake Report post Posted April 27, 2012 See the woman is obsessed with me. This business of editing and locking messages is starting to feel like an abuse of police power (ya know....getting stopped even though I did nothing wrong...) LOL Oh capt......when will you start to APPRECIATE me????? It'll probably be too little too late..... I'm a patient girl but even I have limits Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted April 27, 2012 This business of editing and locking messages is starting to feel like an abuse of police power (ya know....getting stopped even though I did nothing wrong...) LOL Oh capt......when will you start to APPRECIATE me????? It'll probably be too little too late..... I'm a patient girl but even I have limits See porter, obsessed and paranoid, just keep telling her she is the only one for you, it cools her off for a bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKBULL Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Is it me or is this all starting to get wierd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted April 28, 2012 See porter, obsessed and paranoid, just keep telling her she is the only one for you, it cools her off for a bit. :fatal attraction: Cake will not be IGNORED Chaos :fatal attraction: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cake Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Is it me or is this all starting to get wierd. STARTING??? uhhh....how about 43 posts ago?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpegs13 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 STARTING??? uhhh....how about 43 posts ago?? Touche' Carol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbe Report post Posted April 28, 2012 My suggestion! Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irvin Report post Posted April 29, 2012 I love this place! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostoneman Report post Posted May 1, 2012 What would JFK do.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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