Charlie Sheen

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I was thinking he'd make a great 'next Hugh Hefner'...calling Hef an amateur, maybe not.

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What would happen if I marched over there, looked him straight in the eye and said "I'm in!" would he take me under his wing, teach me the ways of sheenfu, I wonder.

Can't quite figure out which nostril he uses for snorting

Can't quite figure out which nostril he uses for snorting

 

LOLs

Can't quite figure out which nostril he uses for snorting

 

LOL

Give the guy credit for living the dream to the fullest !

Give the guy credit for living the dream to the fullest !

 

 

 

I was willing to do that until I heard he had kids. Now I give him credit for absolutely nothing.

 

The day my kids were born, I realized my actions and lifestyle, good or bad, no longer impacted only me, but my children, who didn't ask to be born nor did they ask for me to guide them through their life.

I chose them, they didn't chose me.

 

Part of that choice is doing everything in my power to be sure they grow up well adjusted and in a healthy environment. At the very least, I need them to go through their life able to say that they were never taken from me by authorities because of poor choices I was making.

 

 

I was willing to do that until I heard he had kids. Now I give him credit for absolutely nothing.

 

The day my kids were born, I realized my actions and lifestyle, good or bad, no longer impacted only me, but my children, who didn't ask to be born nor did they ask for me to guide them through their life.

I chose them, they didn't chose me.

 

Part of that choice is doing everything in my power to be sure they grow up well adjusted and in a healthy environment. At the very least, I need them to go through their life able to say that they were never taken from me by authorities because of poor choices I was making.

 

I don't have kids but only an idiot (or 458 owners) would not agree to the above, good post!

I was willing to do that until I heard he had kids. Now I give him credit for absolutely nothing.

 

The day my kids were born, I realized my actions and lifestyle, good or bad, no longer impacted only me, but my children, who didn't ask to be born nor did they ask for me to guide them through their life.

I chose them, they didn't chose me.

 

Part of that choice is doing everything in my power to be sure they grow up well adjusted and in a healthy environment. At the very least, I need them to go through their life able to say that they were never taken from me by authorities because of poor choices I was making.

 

 

Great post Chimay52!!! x10

What would happen if I marched over there, looked him straight in the eye and said "I'm in!" would he take me under his wing, teach me the ways of sheenfu, I wonder.

 

If you wore a blonde wig and bent over, he'd probably give you a Sheenfull.

For every guy like Sheen who does a bunch of drugs and gets away with it, there are probably twenty people who destroyed their lives via this manner.

For every guy like Sheen who does a bunch of drugs and gets away with it, there are probably twenty people who destroyed their lives via this manner.

I think you are making the critical mistake of assuming he is getting away with it...

I think you are making the critical mistake of assuming he is getting away with it...

 

 

 

 

The guy is in a cycle of self-loathing and self-destruction and he is dying for us on camera. No amount of money would ever be enough for me to trade places with that dude. He's the fcuking poster boy for money can't buy happiness and his expiration date is past due. He's on borrowed time right now and unless he dramatically changes course and makes some critical decisions there is no way what he's doing is sustainable.

 

You can't burn it from both ends and be under the microscope to this level without paying the price. History doesn't lie just ask Elvis, MJ, Belushi, Farley, blah blah blah

 

 

The guy is in a cycle of self-loathing and self-destruction and he is dying for us on camera. No amount of money would ever be enough for me to trade places with that dude. He's the fcuking poster boy for money can't buy happiness and his expiration date is past due. He's on borrowed time right now and unless he dramatically changes course and makes some critical decisions there is no way what he's doing is sustainable.

 

You can't burn it from both ends and be under the microscope to this level without paying the price. History doesn't lie just ask Elvis, MJ, Belushi, Farley, blah blah blah

 

100% on point

100% on point

 

 

That said there are certain elements of his life I wouldn't mind sampling

I think you are making the critical mistake of assuming he is getting away with it...

 

No, but I think a lot of very young people (teenagers) may think he is.

Is he open for the Ghoul Pool>

Is he open for the Ghoul Pool>

Only if you are specific to the cause if death. Like broken kneck from fat pornstar sitting on his face goes in to seizure...

I was willing to do that until I heard he had kids. Now I give him credit for absolutely nothing.

 

The day my kids were born, I realized my actions and lifestyle, good or bad, no longer impacted only me, but my children, who didn't ask to be born nor did they ask for me to guide them through their life.

I chose them, they didn't chose me.

 

Part of that choice is doing everything in my power to be sure they grow up well adjusted and in a healthy environment. At the very least, I need them to go through their life able to say that they were never taken from me by authorities because of poor choices I was making.

 

 

If it wasn't for his large income and if he had a normal income he'd have been homeless years ago. As far as his GODDESS loving him, wait till he hits rock bottom and it will come. Then

see if they stick around. Go find randy quaid and ask him how well drugs worked out for him.

What a loser.