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Someone needs to do some kind of picture combo with Brian Williams at the top reporting and then below say Joe Wilson going, "YOU LIE!"

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On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a

fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves

sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them

into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get

married in Heaven? When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.

 

St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let

me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.

 

After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat

bedraggled.

"Yes" he informs the couple "I can get you married in Heaven".

 

"Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things

don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

 

"You must be joking" cries St. Peter, red-faced with

frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.

 

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple".

 

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It just took me three months to find a

priest up here... Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a

lawyer?"

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