Things that make you LOL!

That last one is really creepy

 

lol! Clone shoes

Lol. So many things disturbed me about that...the balls,the ass gas flame,the baby watching.

The hand skill game....we know your going to try it!

"Cute girl came to get her oil changed and to check this "slight" grinding coming from her brakes.. she didn't fix it and had to sign a wavier releasing stupidity"

 

Now THOSE are slotted rotors, Rob.

 

Best

*sigh* and people like that are sharing the road with me.

I know it's old but still good

 

 

What they're saying on other car forums...

 

Bentley Forums - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

 

Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife.

How can I kill 'em? (btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.)

 

Mustang Forums - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

 

Civic Forums - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

 

Yugo Forum (Yugos only rate one Forum) - - - When's the last time yours ran?

 

Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please

help. I'm from 1985.

 

Lamborghini Forums - - - Annoying wind noise around 210MPH...

 

Miata Forums - - - Some jackass in a Yukon just ran over my car. (pics)

 

GMC Yukon Forums - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely

remove it? (pics)

 

BMW 7-series Forums - - - Where do I go to get my Rolex serviced?

 

Cadillac Forums - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

 

Ford Excursion Forums - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? I'm

thinking about buying an oilwell.

 

Buick Forums - - - Which is better? Medicare or Medicaid?

 

Crown Victoria Forums - - - How come people never drive faster than 55

on the highway?

 

Honda Accord Forums - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap,

used 18 inch wheels.

 

Toyota Prius Forums - - - Do our cars use Double A's or Triple A's?

 

Ferrari Forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia.

Want to get in and out fast.

 

Saturn Forums - - - Cigarette landed on my fender. Fender melted and need to

replace.

 

Mini Forums - - - Just flipped the Cooper after watching The Italian

Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

 

Dodge Viper Forums - - - I floored-it on the way home from work

yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

 

McLaren F1 Forums - - - Some punk in an F16 tried to race me.

 

Dodge Minivan Forums - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer

schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

 

Hummer Forums - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have

to get the touch-up paint from the Dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in

gas.

 

Fiat Forum - - - Hello? Hello? Am I the only one here? (Might be

combined with Yugo Forum in the future).

 

Subaru WRX Forums - - - Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking

lot.

 

SRT Forums - - - "Will this void my warranty"

 

GNX Forums - - - Transmission Groupbuy full! Stop PM'ing me!!!

 

NSX Forums - - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

 

Corvette Forums - - - Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier

steering wheel?

 

Veyron Forums - - - Some punk with an ICBM tried to race me today

 

Mopar Forums - - - Help! I've replaced everything and it still won't start!

If I may add then (and that is funny even though it's old) but from my own observations.

 

944 forums - "Hey i got this cheap porsche, why is it so expensive? Is there a way to cut corners and keep it affordable like a honda? I mean, I paid that much for it..."

 

914 forums - "I hate your 911. My 914 is better. But you can donate your 911 parts to me so I can make my 914 not a 914 anymore, and more a 911 with a 914 engine."

 

924 forums - "I hate you because you hate CIS. CIS is awesome, and if you don't like it you can suck a giant donkey dick. Secretly though I still hate CIS, but you should hate it with me. Has anyone seen any replacement CIS parts? I can't find any...."

 

928 forums - "Have you guys gone and seen any of the other forums lately? Those guys are a riot."

The forum ones are hilarious

BMW 7-series Forums - - - Where do I go to get my Rolex serviced?

I take offense at this, I wear a B&R.

 

Lamborghini Forums - - - Annoying wind noise around 210MPH...

"sounds like a mixture of helicopters and police sirens"

 

haha gold,

 

some more ideas

 

Lotus Elise Forum: Some dude asked me if it was a kit car today, and i got so angry

 

Porsche GT3 / Cup Car Forum: I just finished a surgery, time for a track day

 

 

"sounds like a mixture of helicopters and police sirens"

 

 

A few more:

 

M3 Forums: All of the problems plaguing planet earth and your personal life are due to VANOS.

 

Scion TC Forums: How do I turn my Toyota (even though it's not a Toyota) into a real car?

 

Nissan GTR Forums: Which dealer has a mechanic who can service more than just a Sentra?

 

Lexus LFA Forums: My car is badass yet they won't let me into the country club because I drive a Lexus.

 

Bugatti Veyron SS Forums: I don't get why everyone else bought the slow Veyron

 

 

So a black guy, a priest & a rabbi board a plane....

 

"The plane is full of kids. Two parachutes. Black guy snags one and bails immediately. Rabbi says, "Give me the last chute!!" Priest responds with "But what about the kids??" Rabbi: fcuk THE KIDS!! Priest: Do we have time?!"

^^ hahahahahahahaha nice Rob

 

 

Unpaid body repair bill. Owner of body shop decided to return the car back to how it was before the repair.

 

He could have put a Mechanics lien on it, and he would have owned the car.

After the first minute, just go ahead and skip to 2:45...

 

Douchebag @ Courthouse

After the first minute, just go ahead and skip to 2:45...

 

Douchebag @ Courthouse

 

Ahhh, sweet justice. What a hosebag

I know my rights, yeah, the right to be tasered

 

 

After the first minute, just go ahead and skip to 2:45...

 

Douchebag @ Courthouse

 

 

Ahhh, sweet justice. What a hosebag

 

 

I know my rights, yeah, the right to be tasered

This guy claims to be part of the "Freeman movement" where one renounces his citizenship and claims he cannot be governed under the laws of the land.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Freeman_on_the_land

This guy claims to be part of the "Freeman movement" where one renounces his citizenship and claims he cannot be governed under the laws of the land.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Freeman_on_the_land

 

Isn't that convenient, why didn't I think of that?

Isn't that convenient, why didn't I think of that?

The basic theory is that they are "unwillingly born" unto the laws of the land which they have no choice over at birth and have the god given right to reject those laws that were placed upon them without their permission.