Roman Report post Posted December 15, 2011 We're about do fir this thread, arent we? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpegs13 Report post Posted December 15, 2011 Well, if you really want to know.... I was a former crash test dummy for the Yugo car company. Now I work part time for the government as a budget advisor. I was/am highly successful at both jobs, which is clearly evident by the record numbers posted by both employers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcabron Report post Posted December 15, 2011 can I pick all three? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANSAMERA Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I'm a Lamboless bum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesh Report post Posted December 15, 2011 arms dealer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBGallardo Report post Posted December 15, 2011 Recreational street pharmacist here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I sell guns in Africa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 15, 2011 When I am not selling drugs to kids outside schools I am a ski mask model and dolphin shaver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasombra52 Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I'm glad we all don't live closer together. Cause there are alot of pimps in the poll right now. That's bad for business. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teufel657 Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I pimp out pimps. It's sorta like a pyramid scheme. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I'm a wealthy Nigerian Prince. Perhaps we can get you some of my money. I'll transfer it to YOUR bank account, it's a win win for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nath4N Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I fabricate musical exhausts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin2772 Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I'm one of Obama's Czars....i have absolutely no idea what i actually do..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4n6md Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I see dead people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemc2 Report post Posted December 15, 2011 Head embalmer at Pet Cemetery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deekss Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I put the jam in the donuts for a local bakery. I did used to put the holes in them, but I could only do ten at a time, they've now found someone who can do more in one go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chipster Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I breed squirrels Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbnRushd Report post Posted December 15, 2011 hermaphrodite merchant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I breed squirrels If jpegs is reading this, picture the squirrel picture. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
porter Report post Posted December 15, 2011 Freelance gynecologist. Work out of a van. Smells faintly of chloroform. No biggie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
05LSV Report post Posted December 15, 2011 "dolphin shaver" had me rolling. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayStyleRacing Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I pimp out pimps. It's sorta like a pyramid scheme. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascari_2 Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I smoosh packages for a living Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted December 15, 2011 I have a porn star anal bleaching and vaginal rejuvification clinic in the valley. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANSAMERA Report post Posted December 15, 2011 LOL! Lots of good ones in here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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