TeeTruss Report post Posted April 27, 2015 this might be pointing out the obvious. why would you rob someone who uses public transport? LOL saying that us people who us Public Transportation are broke and don't have anything of value? You would be surprised... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteout Report post Posted April 27, 2015 Grabbed the last spot at Bella Italia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerplop Report post Posted April 27, 2015 Grabbed the last spot at Bella Italia I parked my 911 next to a porta-potty once. My rearview mirror got stolen. The black market for rearview mirrors must be tough these days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerplop Report post Posted April 29, 2015 I know we have gamers on the forum, and I know we have those who laugh at jackass. So here's both. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemc2 Report post Posted April 30, 2015 A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun. The senior officer says, "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem, sir?" "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." "Murdered the owner?" The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?" The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot. The officer says, "Is this your car sir?" The man says, "Yes" and hands over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence." The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you, sir. One of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner." The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Report post Posted April 30, 2015 I know we have gamers on the forum, and I know we have those who laugh at jackass. So here's both. Awesome. I am so glad I waited for this game to come out on PC. Im playing with max settings and its incredible, one of the best games Ive ever played - and the humor is just top notch... watching movies in a video game is more fun than watching hollywood ones! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted May 4, 2015 What goes through people's heads Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
emanon Report post Posted May 4, 2015 What goes through people's heads More of a blacksmith forge than a volcano, but I dig it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Report post Posted May 4, 2015 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbe Report post Posted May 4, 2015 Smooth IT guy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmtn Report post Posted May 4, 2015 More of a blacksmith forge than a volcano, but I dig it! Hahhahahha I literally smiled aloud! Everything is at the max, the leaf blower, the fire and smoke and at the end neighbours voice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANSAMERA Report post Posted May 5, 2015 Smooth IT guy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted May 5, 2015 http://www.theladbible.com/articles/jimmy-...s-justin-bieber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheelsRCool Report post Posted May 5, 2015 :shock::lol2: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMan Report post Posted May 6, 2015 Hahhahahha I literally smiled aloud! Everything is at the max, the leaf blower, the fire and smoke and at the end neighbours voice. Was this you? Lol. http://www.theladbible.com/articles/someon...rical-paintings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerplop Report post Posted May 6, 2015 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMan Report post Posted May 6, 2015 I lost my shit, man! Lol! This is too funny. I love how the comments are disabled, too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmtn Report post Posted May 6, 2015 Was this you? Lol. http://www.theladbible.com/articles/someon...rical-paintings No, but I like the style. I would make them more "wrong" This is my style. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMan Report post Posted May 6, 2015 No, but I like the style. I would make them more "wrong" This is my style. THAT'S fcuking HILARIOUS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM-S8 Report post Posted May 10, 2015 Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?" "First Place," said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio says "this is mine." Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprite Report post Posted May 11, 2015 http://gfycat.com/FinishedScratchyFoxhound Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegasgtr Report post Posted May 12, 2015 gross.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudiBull Report post Posted May 14, 2015 Laughed and said damn...video here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted May 15, 2015 It cant be "Luck be in the air tonight" They already bought the "I". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minacious Report post Posted May 15, 2015 Photoshop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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