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VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---

 

1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry It!

 

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

 

3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

 

4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.

 

5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?

Because they think men care.

 

6 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

 

7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long

 

8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

 

9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

 

10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

 

11 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

 

12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...

It's called a Wedding Cake.

 

13 - Why do men die before their wives?

Because they want to.

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His head flying forward every time the driver brakes is by far the funniest part of that video!

+1 for blunt force head trauma

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His head flying forward every time the driver brakes is by far the funniest part of that video!

 

One of the YT comments is brilliant :D

Look mom, no HANS!

 

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LOOOL, I love japanese pranks, so fucked up!

 

I couldn't stop laughing last night, while watching the vids :lol2:

 

 

Sooooo damn funny! MOAR!

 

So of them had me more like :icon_oak: instead of :lol2: , like the massage chairs everyone sat on butt-naked they all seemed to share :eusa_think:

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One of the YT comments is brilliant :D

Look mom, no HANS!

 

 

ROFLMAO

 

 

Oh sweet mother of god, I can't stop laughing at that comment.

 

First the video had me laugh till my stomach hurt, and now that comment....this made my week.

 

#lovelambopower

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LOL LOL LOL, you're killing me here! Japan must be such a fuckedup place!?

 

 

 

Try attending some of their "useless invention exhibition"; most are interactive and guarantee to have you ROFL with tears.

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