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Pretty crazy to think that this guy got 500k hits on that ad because of his witty write-up...

 

 

He needs to start a website and make some ad money

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

 

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

 

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

 

Just curious, but even without the consent form, could he still have been charged with assault for putting a tatoo like that on her...?

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Just curious, but even without the consent form, could he still have been charged with assault for putting a tatoo like that on her...?

 

Romandad could probably say more, but I doubt the consent form (providing she can prove she was under the influence) will hold any water in his defence. I don't know about the "at artist's discretion" part though.

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Just curious, but even without the consent form, could he still have been charged with assault for putting a tatoo like that on her...?

 

Story is fake.

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His kimi impression is very good @8:31.

 

Fantastic, German sensibility mixed with American sitcom one liners.

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Okay, if you don't laugh at this then you are clearly dead.

 

Scotland today has been smashed by 160mph winds, bridges closed, schools closed. The storm was assigned a name but got re-assigned on twitter.

 

Here a news reader is advised what "the people on twitter" are calling it, can anyone spot the moment he looks up the word on the internet.

On air.

 

http://chirb.it/8ahIkr

 

 

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Okay, if you don't laugh at this then you are clearly dead.

 

Scotland today has been smashed by 160mph winds, bridges closed, schools closed. The storm was assigned a name but got re-assigned on twitter.

 

Here a news reader is advised what "the people on twitter" are calling it, can anyone spot the moment he looks up the word on the internet.

On air.

 

http://chirb.it/8ahIkr

 

Now that is fcuking funny right there! Gotta love it.

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