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Id go skydiving

I'd go rocky mountain climbing

I'd go two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu And Id love deeper And Id speak sweeter

And Id give forgiveness I'd been denying

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There some crazy fuckers on my campus the other week carrying around signs saying the world was coming to an end on May 21. They had all their families out (young kids included) canvassing the campus (on public sidewalks). They even all had matching winnebagos!

 

 

Yep saw them in Atlantic City couple of weeks ago!!.

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24 more hours, ah well....

 

see you later guys, see you on the other side, at least some of you :icon_mrgreen: it was nice chatting with you all :crybaby2:

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24 more hours, ah well....

 

see you later guys, see you on the other side, at least some of you :icon_mrgreen: it was nice chatting with you all :crybaby2:

quick buy a 458 before it all ends... :eusa_dance:

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Something related to this and all other theories relating to a certain date the world will end, 2012 etc.

It's my understanding that most historians agree during the middle ages we lost 3-4 years due to human incompetence, meaning its actually 2013/14, which you know kind of ruins the whole worlds going to end on date X

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Im gonna sleep in the Ferrari tonight! That way when I wake up ill be seated by the right hand of the father.. ENZO!

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Something related to this and all other theories relating to a certain date the world will end, 2012 etc.

It's my understanding that most historians agree during the middle ages we lost 3-4 years due to human incompetence, meaning its actually 2013/14, which you know kind of ruins the whole worlds going to end on date X

 

They forgot to carry the 1.

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quick buy a 458 before it all ends... :eusa_dance:

 

 

Since the world is ending this weekend, I went and ordered a 458.

 

They said it will be ready on Monday.

 

 

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Someone should ask him to sign a contract to never speak of the rapture again.

 

Effective 5 months from the 21st.

 

He should have no problem signing it.

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Someone should ask him to sign a contract to never speak of the rapture again.

 

Effective 5 months from the 21st.

 

He should have no problem signing it.

 

And to donate the 9 figure church bank account to a worthy charity.

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Id go skydiving

I'd go rocky mountain climbing

I'd go two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu And Id love deeper And Id speak sweeter

And Id give forgiveness I'd been denying

 

Son, someday I hope you get the chance, to live like you were dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying!

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I hate the media, they wonder why no one is interested in watching news shows anymore.

CNN is asking people what are they going to do if the world ends tomorrow. They are getting all sorts of wrong answers no one has given the right one yet, be dead.

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Id go skydiving

I'd go rocky mountain climbing

I'd go two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu And Id love deeper And Id speak sweeter

And Id give forgiveness I'd been denying

 

 

Wow... Thats what the girl on the feminine hygeine commercials does when she switches to tampex.

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Ok, so this is how it feels to be dead? Not bad, not bad at all actually!

 

 

Looks like it is impossible to escape LP even in the afterlife?

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