porter Report post Posted April 26, 2012 About a year ago I met a chick online, actually on LP. We chatted a bit in PM and it turned out she and her husband were swingers just like me and my girlfriend. We briefly met in AZ while on vacation but I wasn't able to score any action. Fast forward to recently, and she calls me up under the false pretense of wanting to sell me a car. I'm like sure, come on up to Chicago where I live, and let's get the party started. When she showed up I was like let the games begin. The whole weekend was awesome. My girlfriend and our "online friend" really got along if you know what I mean. Her "husband" conveniently wasn't there and we got to do things I'd only seen in Cirque du Soleil. Here's the dilemma - she took off for awhile in my Lambo and went cruising around town. My buddy is a cop and stopped her for drag racing at the lights. He said instead of writing her a bunch of tickets she suggested they "solve the problem" tonight after she leaves my house. He said he also saw her revolver peeking out from inside her purse and that made the whole scene even hotter. Should I be jealous? What should I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted April 26, 2012 I suggest eating cake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Wiggs Report post Posted April 26, 2012 ROFLMAO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLK85 Report post Posted April 26, 2012 I suggest eating cake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFilipinoStig Report post Posted April 26, 2012 Who wants a mustache ride?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANSAMERA Report post Posted April 26, 2012 OMG LOL LOL LOL LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan-Herbie Report post Posted April 26, 2012 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gLA Report post Posted April 26, 2012 wow - you holiday in AZ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2007gallardo Report post Posted April 26, 2012 Sounds like a Penthouse story Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamcast18 Report post Posted April 26, 2012 the only mistake you made was letting her drive the lambo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LamboGator Report post Posted April 27, 2012 lmao! That is a ninja story if I've ever heard one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motivated Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Bahahahahahahahaha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBUGKING Report post Posted April 27, 2012 lols Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pockmark Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Hahaha!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallardo23 Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cake Report post Posted April 27, 2012 :notworthy: :eusa_shhh: :badgrin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKBULL Report post Posted April 27, 2012 About a year ago I met a chick online, actually on LP. We chatted a bit in PM and it turned out she and her husband were swingers just like me and my girlfriend. We briefly met in AZ while on vacation but I wasn't able to score any action. Fast forward to recently, and she calls me up under the false pretense of wanting to sell me a car. I'm like sure, come on up to Chicago where I live, and let's get the party started. When she showed up I was like let the games begin. The whole weekend was awesome. My girlfriend and our "online friend" really got along if you know what I mean. Her "husband" conveniently wasn't there and we got to do things I'd only seen in Cirque du Soleil. Here's the dilemma - she took off for awhile in my Lambo and went cruising around town. My buddy is a cop and stopped her for drag racing at the lights. He said instead of writing her a bunch of tickets she suggested they "solve the problem" tonight after she leaves my house. He said he also saw her revolver peeking out from inside her purse and that made the whole scene even hotter. Should I be jealous? What should I do? You should make that the basis of role play for your next encounter. Let her drive the car....then you stop her while dressed as a cop...take her to a private area and..........you get the idea. oh yeah!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted April 27, 2012 About a year ago I met a chick online, actually on LP. We chatted a bit in PM and it turned out she and her husband were swingers just like me and my girlfriend. We briefly met in AZ while on vacation but I wasn't able to score any action. Fast forward to recently, and she calls me up under the false pretense of wanting to sell me a car. I'm like sure, come on up to Chicago where I live, and let's get the party started. When she showed up I was like let the games begin. The whole weekend was awesome. My girlfriend and our "online friend" really got along if you know what I mean. Her "husband" conveniently wasn't there and we got to do things I'd only seen in Cirque du Soleil. Here's the dilemma - she took off for awhile in my Lambo and went cruising around town. My buddy is a cop and stopped her for drag racing at the lights. He said instead of writing her a bunch of tickets she suggested they "solve the problem" tonight after she leaves my house. He said he also saw her revolver peeking out from inside her purse and that made the whole scene even hotter. Should I be jealous? What should I do? This one time, in band camp.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cake Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Should I be jealous? What should I do? Porter honey - first rule of swingers: NO JEALOUSY What should you do? Nothing! You've done WAY too much already LMAO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPDADDY Report post Posted April 27, 2012 What is the definition of swinging? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Craws Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Porter honey - first rule of swingers: NO JEALOUSY What should you do? Nothing! You've done WAY too much already LMAO I was driving vey vey to fast Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leadfoot Report post Posted April 27, 2012 I think it's time to thank your friend for his public (or in this case "pubic") service and share a little..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted April 27, 2012 hahahhaahha A good piece of cake on the face will solve all the problems! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gLA Report post Posted April 27, 2012 hahahhaahha A good piece of cake on the face will solve all the problems! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boner Report post Posted April 27, 2012 Hmmm....in another thread, Cake said he (or she?) drove a car to chicago to sell to a "friend". Assman also said something about "eating cake"..... Relationships are so complicated....even couples (non swinging) go on "double dates" and get jealous....playing games as a couple. Let me get this straight....you are jealous of someone else getting something so easily that you got so easily. If it makes you feel any better, there is probably several people that are also jealous of you. You got sloppy seconds....or more. You dont need to be jealous. Its just another hole that several people have used. Im going to hell, where there's a lot of beer and women with no holes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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