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I was fooled for about 10 seconds then I looked to the left :icon_mrgreen:

i feel good about myself.. It took me about 5 seconds. lol

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Didnt he play the SEAL in zero dark thirty?

 

Yeah. Then in Jurassic world they mentioned how he used to be in the Navy, lol.

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So... I only fooled you once?! Dammit! :icon_mrgreen:

 

:lol2: only once so far!

 

I looked at his thumb on his left hand, I was thinking, hang on a second :icon_mrgreen:

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fcuk Jalopdick.

 

She's a Trabant 601.

 

 

Shes a kitcar... Because shes nothing but a fcuking liar.

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Boob one is great. There is good money in a book that teaches dudes who go from single to realtionship on what the game changes to.

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Patron (like the tequila) Saint of Lambopower: Maximo

 

The legend has it that one day while the village men were off working in the fields, Maximón slept with all of their wives. When they returned, they became so enraged they cut off his arms and legs (this is why most effigies of Maximón are short, often without arms). Following this, he somehow became a god, or perhaps prior to this he had been possessed by the god.

 

How big was this village, and kudos to what must have been months of planning. And why not just kill the dude?

 

Worshipers offer money, spirits and cigars or cigarettes. The effigy invariably has a lit cigarette or cigar in its mouth, and in some places, it will have a hole in its mouth to allow the attendants to give it spirits to drink.

 

Like a boss!

 

Devotees believe that prayers for revenge, or success at the expense of others, are likely to be granted by Maximón.

 

 

 

Maximón, the Drunken, Devilish Mayan God

 

 

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